The Alaskan Bull Worm

• Artist: keepingupwithkourt
• Description: Yes, I actually wrote this song all by myself. It's sort of an inside joke that started as something small between my friend Ariana and I, but then it got a little bigger, telling our friend Michael, and making more jokes about it, and so eventually, it came to this, and we all love the song. It started out as just a few words, but one day, I decided to make it a whole actual song. Hope you like it! Oh, and message me if you have questions about it, because I'm sure you will.
• Date: 06/21/2009
• Tags: spongebob ifyouseekamy britneyspears alaskanbullworm worms

(to the tune of Britney Spears' If You Seek Amy)

Worm worm worm worm-worm-worm worm worm
Worm worm worm worm-worm-worm worm worm
Worm worm worm worm-worm-worm worm worm
Worm worm worm worm-worm-worm worm worm

Oh, baby baby, have you seen my worms tonight?
Are they in my panties, are they wiggling outside?
Oh!
Oh, baby baby, do they make you wanna run?
Do they make you wanna gag?
Do they make you wanna cry?
Oh!

Oh, oh, tell me have you seen them 'cause they're so, oh, they will make you wanna just scream.
I just wanted you to only see the real me.
Tell me what you think of me.
Ha ha ho ho ha ha hee!

Love me, hate me, say what you want about me, but I don't care, don't give a care, 'cause I will always have my worms.
Love me, hate me, but can't you see what I see?
I don't care, don't give a care, 'cause I will always have my worms.

Ooh, say what you want about me.
Ooh, but can't you see what I see?
Ooh, say what you want about me.
About me...
About me...

My wormies fall from me like rain falls from the sky.
I leave them on the ground, so when you see them, you'll know why.
Oh!
I know you've seen them, 'cause I leave them everywhere.
When you see them on the ground, you'll know that I've been standing there.
Oh!

Oh, oh, tell me have see seen them 'cause they're so, oh, they will make you wanna just scream.
I just wanted you to only see the real me.
Tell me what you think of me.
Ha ha ho ho ha ha hee!

Love me, hate me, say what you want about me, but I don't care, don't give a care, 'cause I will always have my worms.
Love me, hate me, but can't you see what I see?
I don't care, don't give a care, 'cause I will always have my worms.

Ooh, say what you want about me.
Ooh, but can't you see what I see?
Ooh, say what you want about me.
About me...
About me...

So, tell me if you see them...
'Cause they've been lying here forever...
Oh, baby baby have you seen my worms tonight?
Oh, baby baby we'll do whatever you like.
Oh, baby baby baby...
Oh, baby baby baby...

Worm worm worm worm-worm-worm worm worm
worm worm worm worm-worm-worm worm worm
Worm worm worm worm-worm-worm worm worm
worm worm worm worm-worm-worm worm worm

Love me, hate me, say what you want about me, but I don't care, don't give a care, 'cause I will always have my worms.
Love me, hate me, but can't you see what I see?
I don't care, don't give a care, 'cause I will always have my worms.

Ooh, say what you want about me.
Ooh, but can't you see what I see?
Ooh, say what you want about me.
About me...
About me...

Love me, hate me, say what you want about me.
Love me, hate me, say what you want about me, but I don't care, don't give a care, 'cause I will always have my worms.
Love me, hate me, but can't you see what I see?
I don't care, don't give a care, 'cause I will always have my worms.

[Spongebob and Patrick]
It's BIG, and SCARY and...PINK!