• I heard a llama ate your face.
    Is it true? Is it true?
    I know if I were you,
    I sure would sue!

    Hey it's that llama!
    He sure is cute.
    He makes me want a cookie,
    how about you?

    That llama is staring at me.
    Should I be scared?
    Hey look at his left eye!
    It's kinda squared.

    Is this poem true?
    Is this poem fake?
    It sure is true,
    if not I'm a steak!