• It is a very dangerous yet desirable disease
    That can be caught very quickly with ease.
    The symptoms may include the following:
    Nausea, dizziness, maybe trouble swallowing,
    Clumsiness, stupidity, reddening of the face,
    May cause heart to jump, thump, or race,
    May result in humiliation, regret, or pain
    Everytime you hear a certain person's name,
    May cause damage to or breaking of the heart,
    Losing mind, or ripping pride and/or self esteem apart.
    The only known cure that is proven to work
    Is not a medicine you can get from a clerk.
    It's not expensive, doesn't even cost a dime.
    That's right-- the only known cure... is simply time.