• Just a little story about last christmas
    About some bad kids who were full of wishes
    We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin
    The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
    Little timmy stole from 7-11
    So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
    We drank in his room with some dude named kevin
    But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
    Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
    So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
    He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
    So we took the beer back and i ******** him in the a**!!!
    It's charlie scene got egg nog in my flask
    The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
    Like oh my god is that saint nick
    Kids give me your list like its the 25th
    Been accused of being a bad kid
    But i get presents as is
    Cause mrs. clause just myspace'd me
    I blew off a date on christmas eve.
    So i don't give a ******** if your naughty or nice
    You might still get a rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice
    So write your list and never have no fear
    Have a hollywood christmas and an undead new year!!!!
    ******** yeah!!!