Just a little story about last christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named kevin
But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and i ******** him in the a**!!!
It's charlie scene got egg nog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like oh my god is that saint nick
Kids give me your list like its the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
But i get presents as is
Cause mrs. clause just myspace'd me
I blew off a date on christmas eve.
So i don't give a ******** if your naughty or nice
You might still get a rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a hollywood christmas and an undead new year!!!!
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