Like A Farm In Oklahoma

• Artist: outlander145
• Description: A story inspired by eating Pizza in Oklahoma. Funny thing about it was that it was too big to fit in our fridge, but the temperature outside was freezing, so we just threw it out there. So I learned a little something that day...
  
  Just use nature to freeze your food, and you can potentially save money on electric bills!
• Date: 11/04/2009
• Tags: farm oklahoma caesars pizza delicious

Little Caesar's pizza tasted
Like an unpopular food chain...
Abjectly grasping for something
Nonexistent,
Like cash...
The customers
Starving,
Bored,
Minds crushed
From appetite...
Who would think,
That dough could be so...
Costly!
Ovens opening,
Cutters skewing,
Just so the bread can sit
Within our mouths,
Teeth grinding
Pieces
Into nothing but particles...

Dang, man!
Smells like tomatoes,
From a farm in Oklahoma.
Smells like yeast,
Risen in heat,
From a farm in Oklahoma.
And it sure feels
Like cheese from a cow,
Milked...
From a farm
In Oklahoma.

And in the end,
We eventually
Realize
That we paid money
To eat something
That was supposed to be
Italian.

Comments

[Akorn23]

haha way to observant and i think this poem is hilarious