• i woke up one morning, covered in snow, wondering, " how did i get here"
    a man walked by, as big as a bear, and certainly looking like one, said to me, "oh i remeber last night, i saw you at the bar, you were drunk off your feet."
    "i was drunk..... on christmas eve?" "ohhhh yah," said the man, but it didnt end there. you complained of your misfortunes, of bad credit, and all of that none sense, anyway, you said you wanted to end it all, many of the men wondered what you ment. your head wasnt right though, intoxicated it was."

    "Then what happened!!!!" i said grabbing the man. he said, "you walked a quater'a mile down the road, during last nights blizzard. while walking a car rode down, and collided with your body, the driver ran out, asking, "are you okay!?" you pushed the man away, and said," god dang it!! leave me alone!!!!
    You got off your back and continued on, covered in ice and smelling like beer.

    "later you finally made it to the place you wanted to go to, the city hall tower. you forced yourself up to the top, pushing any guards, civilians, or officials. when you made it up there, you prepared to jump, but instead of landing on cement, you landed on a soft cover of snow, and fell asleep."