Ode to Flatulation

• Artist: kittyflower7
• Description: We all do it. :)
• Date: 01/03/2010
• Tags: flatulation farts poem kittyflower7

"Ode to A Flatulation"

Oh funny fart,

How you cause me to laugh,

And my eyes fill with tears,



Oh Loud fart,

How when you come out,

You cause so many wonderful cheers,



Oh beautiful fart,

How you bring a smile to me,

And a ring to the sound,



Oh devilish fart,

How when I try to deny it,

To you I am bound,



Oh smelly fart,

How I sometimes gag,

But so do others too,



Oh my fart,

I do not care,

For I love you.

Comments

[serenitys memory]

HAHAHAHA! I hate to say this but it mae me laugh, thanx I was having a bad day, a 6th grader at our school got hit by a truck today and died. sad thanks for the laughs smile

[sanctions]

LMAO. You have enlighted me. As much as I hate to do this, 5 stars. xD