• I see you as you sleep.
    Many nights do I creep.

    Now the time gets very late,
    Shall we go on a date?

    Why do you not answer your phone?
    Must I beat you with a cone?

    Who was that girl you were talking to?!
    In the shadows does my anger stew.

    I burnt your name into my arm.
    Why can't you see that I have charm?!

    It's okay, I tell myself.
    It is best to calm oneself.

    I dislike how you ignore my existence.
    Your every move I watch from a distance.

    I dislike that girl you were smiling at.
    Perhaps I will beat her with a bat!

    That's your Mom, you say!
    With my vengeance she will pay!

    I hope you're not frightened by this,
    Maybe I will silence you with a kiss?

    I sent you a box full of my hair,
    My undying devotion do I blare!

    Wait a minute...
    I think I may have reached my limit.

    ...

    What was that?
    You're as sly as a cat.

    Your name isn't Chuck Norris?
    Here I was singing like a Chorus!

    Please disregard this silly rant,
    To Chuck I must now go chant.