• The cuddley, wuddley panda bear,
    Wore tightey, whitey underwear.
    One day he danced and danced a lot,
    And unfortunately, suffered from a brain clot.

    All the doctors told him he shouldn't dare,
    To continue wearing tight underwear.
    So he tried to quit cold turkey,
    But then he wasn't half as perky.

    His mother tried to give him briefs,
    But this was replied only with grief.
    Just as everyone thought this would not stop,
    He started sucking on a lollipop.

    Then he was told he couldn't be addicted to them either,
    And he wasn't allowed to smoke cigarettes either.
    And so, the end of this story is very solemn,
    Because now he has a drinking problem.