• Listen up, hear what i say,
    This is the Story of a guy named Ray.
    He had the looks, he'd got the girl,
    He used his money to buy her a giant pearl.
    But poor Ray, he didn't know,
    that the pearl was going to blow.
    He walked by it, whistleing a tune,
    When that big ol` pearl went KAPOON!!!
    It blew poor Ray into the sky,
    Way, way past where airplanes fly.
    then he fell, going faster and faster,
    finally hitting a truck full of plaster.
    Everyone scream, they thought he was dead,
    then they all gasped when he appeared, shaking his head.
    He walked out of the truck, his whole body white,
    then said with a laugh"That sure was a fright!!"
    then he went to a jewelers, bought a nice ring
    then gave it to the girl, who jumped onto him with a spring.
    Thats the story, every word's true,
    so don't buy giant pearls, cause it could happen to you.