• My Family arent half as bad as yours seems to be,
    My Stepdad, he's called Trevor, and my mum is called Vicki
    My sister, she's called Jazmyn, and she ain't half cute,
    Shes so very clever, she could probably play the flute,
    My Family-They're the best,
    Better than all the rest,
    But I bet they think that I'm a right old pest!

    My Family aren't half as bad as yours seems to be,
    They are always very happy, and they love a cup of tea,
    You know, Jaz just lays there, watching the world go by,
    That is, until her nappy fills, and then she starts to cry,
    My Family-They're the best,
    Better than all the rest,
    But I bet they think that I'm a right old pest!

    I love my family, they love me too,
    You love your family, and they love you,
    You may think that your family is better than mine,
    but my family's happy, and that'll do me fine!