• You'll never understand the way I think or what I say...
    And that's just the way I intend to keep it these days.
    I enjoy that bit of mystique I can hold over you,
    And as pompous or snooty as it may sound, it's true.
    I never enjoyed normality, it was never my thing.
    Irrelevant insanity has always held a nice ring.
    You "sane" people here are the true crazy ones.
    I don't care if I'm strange 'cause I like to have fun.
    I'm crazy, I'm weird, and all-out bizarre,
    But I'm as awesome as they come, and you know it thus far.
    So don't ask questions, and don't make a fuss,
    Or I assure you, I'll find you and run you down in a bus.