• Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesome
    I don't necessarily have to be here for this
    I'm gonna keep the headphones though



    Mother ******** I'm awesome
    No your not dude don't lie
    I'm awesome
    I'm driving round in my moms ride
    I'm awesome
    A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online
    Mother ******** I'm awesome
    I will run away from a brawl
    I'm awesome
    There's no voice mail nobody called
    I'm awesome
    I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall



    You know my pants sag low(low)
    even though(though) that went out of style like ten years ago(go)
    Spose, i got the swagger of a cripple
    I got little biceps getting fatter in the middle
    and lyrically i'm not the best
    physically the opposite of randy moss and yet so preposterous
    feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest
    oh yes
    the girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
    uh huh
    I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis
    all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
    Me? I'll never date an actress,
    got too many back zits
    plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
    every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this
    it's cuz my little sister wrote it.



    I'm awesome
    the swagger of a cripple
    check it out
    I'm from Maine and I don't hunt nope and i can't ski
    smoke weed but i can't roll blunts
    might be with my wifey my necks not icy
    eatin' at McDonalds because Subway is pricey
    uh and my unibrow is plucked
    just asked my mom if i could borrow ten bucks
    shes like "For what?
    Blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
    You skinny p***k,
    go get a gym membership and vitamins"
    I'm like mom please don't blame it on me i got my bad habits from
    you, dad, and Aunt Steve
    my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
    and the hair on my a** it is Jumanji
    Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift.
    Can't tweet up on my Twitter cuz I haven't done s**t
    bank account red
    body ungroomed
    the good thing about me is I'm off stage soon


    further more I'm cornier than ethynol
    cheesier than provolone
    I spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
    with a ego the size of Tim Duncan
    even though I got s**t for brains like a Blumpkin
    I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
    because i spent a decade filling Optimos and I'm not even the bomb in maine
    on my game and only about as sexy as John McCain

    now put your hands up
    if you have nightmares
    if you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
    if you got dandruff
    if you drink light beer

    I'm out of breath
    but I'm awesome
    no your not dude don't lie
    I'm awesome
    I'm driving round in my moms ride
    I'm awesome
    a quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online
    Mother ******** I'm awesome
    I will run away from a brawl
    I'm awesome
    no voicemail nobody called
    I'm awesome
    i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my Facebook wall
    I'm awesome