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garbageroxs: oh hi cant stay long tin man need a heart ir was it brain dont remember anyways
garbageroxs: *or
MooCowing: tin man...
garbageroxs: yep
MooCowing: heart
MooCowing: the scarecrow needs a brain, the lion needs courage
Nelav: Huh?
garbageroxs: oh well he needs one well i will see u later
MooCowing: and the whiney little girl needs to go home
MooCowing: razz
Nelav: What do you mean scotty
garbageroxs: the lion is coming later
MooCowing: hmm?
Nelav: -hugs-
garbageroxs: i already gave the scarecrow a brain
MooCowing: havent gotten to the lion yet?
Nelav: i am confused...
garbageroxs: nope he is coming over tommorrow
MooCowing: ah ok
garbageroxs: have u seen dorothy?
MooCowing: well do me a favor and kick him in the shins for me
MooCowing: cause the lion owes me $5
garbageroxs: oh ok
MooCowing: and i havent seen dorothy lately
garbageroxs: after or before i give him courage
MooCowing: but the man on the bus told me he has
MooCowing: then again he was staring at invisible butterflies and faeries
Nelav: .....-lost as hell-.....
garbageroxs: oh prolly with the lollipop gang
MooCowing: before
MooCowing: well he was kind of tall
MooCowing: smelled of trash
garbageroxs: yep muffin man i had to kill him
MooCowing: i think he was part of the gang of flying monkeys
Nelav: -stays out of it- > >;
MooCowing: fuzzy enough to be one anyways
MooCowing: i'm sure he thought he could fly
MooCowing: or was he already...
garbageroxs: oh snap well i better fetch a pail of water from jack and jill
garbageroxs: se u guys/gals later
MooCowing: be careful of that hill
MooCowing: i hear it trips people
MooCowing: have fun
garbageroxs: oh i know i broke my leg and had to eat it
garbageroxs: im a pirate now
MooCowing: inside a pumpkin?
garbageroxs: byes
MooCowing: with someone's wife
garbageroxs: omg yes
garbageroxs: she is a whore
MooCowing: with a fox and a mouse..
MooCowing: and green eggs and ham?
garbageroxs: yep sam is her husband
Nelav: -kisses scotty's forehead-
garbageroxs: byes
MooCowing: i always tried to figure out who put the poor woman in the pumpkin
MooCowing: now i know
garbageroxs: add me moocow
garbageroxs: yep
garbageroxs: sam
MooCowing: will do
garbageroxs leaves the chat.
Nelav: hm x x
Nelav: -falls over in brain damage of confusion-
MooCowing: that was quite possibly the most interesting conversation i've had lately

~~And then it continues~~

garbageroxs: have u read it yet?
Nelav: ou are a grown man now
MooCowing: yeah
garbageroxs: dont buy anymore apples
MooCowing: XD
MooCowing: will do
MooCowing: but thats hard
garbageroxs: isnt it hillarious ninja muffin man
garbageroxs: i know right
Nelav: what?
MooCowing: because... did you know... shinigami only eat apples
garbageroxs: well they better be careful
MooCowing: i suppose they should
garbageroxs: omg and cinderella would u call her a lesbian?
MooCowing: nah
Nelav: -sits in corner and watched-
MooCowing: she wasnt aware her handsome prince was a woman
Nelav: watches-
garbageroxs: i dont know if i would she still has no clue
MooCowing: so that makes the prince a lesbian, but cinderella didnt know so she's clear of all charges
garbageroxs: u know she hasnt been touched since she was born so she may never know always cleaning up with animals
MooCowing: but she's still under suspicion of stealing toto
garbageroxs: like bambi and thumper
garbageroxs: omg i know she is guilty OJ DID IT oh i mean cinderella
MooCowing: the chief has sent Dopy and Doc to follow her
MooCowing: but they're under suspicion for stealing drugs
MooCowing: so i'm not sure if that was a smart move on the chief's part
garbageroxs: omg thats crazy what is it this time pixie dust?
MooCowing: i'm not exactly sure, shall we ask peter?
garbageroxs: hmmm i dont know captain hook and him r divorcing
MooCowing: they were married?
garbageroxs: well u cant get married legally in the us so they went to canada
MooCowing: I always thought Hook had a thing for Aladdin
garbageroxs: hmmm aladdin thats prolly y they r divorcing peter caught captain hook rubbing aladdin's lamp
Nelav: -reads abook sipping hot tea- ^ ^-fixes glaasses-
MooCowing: You know who else is on trial?
MooCowing: Now I just heard this a few hours ago..
garbageroxs: no who?
MooCowing: but I heard Wendy was caught at the tea party making out with the dormouse
MooCowing: Alice was pissed
garbageroxs: omg no way was this at the mad hatter's place
MooCowing: I think the mad hatter spiked the tea
garbageroxs: thats one crazy guy
MooCowing: yep, him and that raven
garbageroxs: could have been chesire cat
MooCowing: quite possibly, quite possibly..
garbageroxs: well i g2g again damn it dont u just hate pussycat in boots i have to tie his shoes and plus some hott person is talking to me
MooCowing: alright
MooCowing: have fun
garbageroxs: oh i will *wink* i took a sip on some of mad hatter's tea