Is that I'll probably wake up some time tonight and find a few hundred extremely poisonous snakes in my bed. Becuase I've already been creeped out by a doll I hung up in my closet to get it out of the way (That crazy lookin' one that Devil gave me for my birthday... I should take a picture of it and show you people...) and forgot that I put it there. So when I opened my closet this morning I thought there was like a baby or some voo-doo doll in there! gonk It didn't bother me too much, though. Then... when we were about to leave for school, I found a big spider walking around on my jacket. eek But I just knocked it off and stepped on it. (I got spider guts on my shoe.) The worst one yet was when we were driving home from school and I decided to look out the window. Guess what I found? I had a friggin' WASP crawling up my shoulder! Needless to say... I yelped and scared the bejesus outta my mom.
She had to pull over, and when she stopped the wasp flew off my shoulder into the back of the seat in front of me. So, I open the door and kick it out. Well... I thought I did at least. When we got home, I got out and saw that the stupid thing got stuck between the door and the area where people can step off. I kicked it out, and my brother came over and stepped on it. It literally started to leak this white crap all over the ground. rofl My mom kept telling me she was happy at how calm I was. 'Cept for when I yelped. Otherwise I held my arm out and let it crawl back down my arm until it got flung off by g-forces. I just wanna go to bed right now... REALLY wanna go to bed.
Einhaender · Thu Oct 27, 2005 @ 10:04pm · 2 Comments |