Emperor: well folks for the First time in history a combined entry has been agreed upon which will be posted in my journal for a change.
Nightmare: say that’s an interesting turn of events.
Spirit: does this mean we have to meet shadow again?
Shadow: Yea , got a problem with that , you low-ectoplastic piece of (…)
Spirit: why ow why do you torment me so lord.
Emperor: mind your manners. The both of you.
Chaos: Tell me about it. Well , as long as you can keep those 2 in check.
Emperor: of course I can. I’m the master of all darkness here.
Nightmare: right you are. But lets not go there too much.
Coco: So this is the place of Emperor. Not bad at all.
Shadow: yes indeed. By the way , you’re pile has followed you.
Emperor: I’ve been meaning to ask you that. What is it and what the heck is it doing?
Spirit: I think its trying to eat you’re furniture.
Chaos: oh boy , bad pile. Stop eating Emperor’s furniture.
Coco: I still think it’s my personal prey. Can I attack it now?
Chaos: No Coco , remember the law-suits Shadow will give me if you do.
Emperor: so you mean to say its yours. I’m disgusted but curious as to what it is.
Shadow: It’s dead simple. It’s excess Void from you’re head trying to get back to it’s origin.
Spirit: riiight. Stranger things have happened but this one goes into the top ten.
Shadow: Easely top 5.
Emperor: hmm yea you might be right. But enough about that lets talk about the day gone bye.
Nightmare: so would anyone care to say what kind of carnage happened today?
Coco: the “not so nice” kind of carnage.
Chaos: Well , not fully true. There was some 2k4 killing. But over @ my place it was back to the good old days of ancient struggle.
Spirit: in which you mean a nice game of age of empires which pretty much lasted the whole day.
Emperor: ah yes. I killed chaos a bit and he killed me back.
Shadow: Yea , and the smartest thing Voidy could come up with was throwing a rock 5 cm further. What a terrible force he is.
Emperor: well it was a bit further then 5 cm it was at least 6 cm.
Shadow: but that was on steroids. Otherwise all he could do was throw stuff on his toes.
Emperor: well the match did end in something that could be considered a draw. So I had my fun and so did chaos.
Nightmare: so you did not kill him and throw his body into oblivion? That’s new.
Shadow: Off course he didn’t. Otherwise there be terrible Void-pollution all over the world.
Coco: Well at least it was a draw. But why mock C-C-H all the time?
Emperor: well its something I enjoy doing. I usually don’t mean it. So no harm done.
Coco: But I like to hunt moving things , but I can’t hunt the pile. That’s not fair.
Chaos: I told you I’d get you a moving toy.
Coco: Hooray!!!
Emperor: now this is getting too crazy. The thing is trying to eat my frickin leg. GET IT OFF.
Shadow: let me just get that bazooka of your’s , blow Voidy 10 times over. And then I’ll figure something out.
Coco: Why blow C-C-H up?
Shadow: Because it’s darn funny.
Emperor: I got this, I got this. I think it reacts to voidy.
Chaos: Huh?
Shadow: Emperor , please enlighten this Voidy here.
Emperor: well you see, everytime chaos here says something void like its going towards him more and more. Go ahead chaos say something void like.
Chaos: Never.
Spirit: now this isn’t working. Please stand by people while we try to remove this pile of stuff out of the room.
Coco: Can’t you will it away C-C-H? Seeing as how people say it’s coming from you.
Nightmare: say why not stand in another room and wait for it to come after you and then run back and shut the door.
Emperor: yea that ought to work. But since chaos will need some persuading we had best wrap this one up.
Coco: Not a bad idea , it’s becoming a very long entry for you’re journal.
Chaos: It’s not my pile of Void!!!!
Emperor: well folks on that note I bid you all farewell.
Gwee: huff huff huff. Alright im back from the grocery store. And OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT DOING HERE.
Chaos: Can’t you burn the pile to ashes? Seeing as it’ll be killing me , Shadow isn’t concerned about it anymore.
Coco: Why can’t I hunt it?
Chaos: Because it’s to big. Emperor , let him burn it.
Emperor: alright folks that’s it for this one (no really) see you all again soon.
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