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So I had this dream. In it this kid, got a visit from Santa Claus in May. Santa told him he was real, then gave the kid a bottle of something like "Degenere" It looked like fancy perfume, but it had two uses. One, was bringing back the dead. The other, was not dying.

Anyway so this kid goes off to some magical land where he has golden wings that let him glide sort of. Everyone there speaks another language and he's told he's in the land to the east. After trying to get back home for a bit, he falls down a hole and almost goes back to his world, but his world is all ******** up with evil witches and demons who are trying to kill him and take the bottle.

So he gets out of there, runs over to some palace. They let him in and give him an audience once he shows he can fly. Then they tell him he has to go to the west. It'll be dangerous, but he can make it.

So he starts to go west. He's still a pretty bad flier, so he crashes next to some farmers. One of them speaks to him in english and tells him he's a pretty bad flier. He says he's pretty good, and how do you speak english? She mentions everyone in the west can.

The bird guy looks over at something on their farmland. It's a lawnmower. Also next to it is this weird thing on the grass. He takes the lawnmower, the farm hand chick asks what he's doing with that, so he says he's gonna cut the grass. She says you won't get within three feet of it without getting torn to shreds by the fire ants.

He mows the ants, get what he needs, end of dream.