Eirie: *stumbles back down a path to a village*
Stranger: Huh? *notices his spear* Is that Eirie?
Eirie: *keeps shambling back to the village*
Stranger: Hey Eirie! I thought you went and got yourself killed when that fellow you challenged showed up here 'stead of you. Guess you don't die easy huh? Eirie?
Eirie: *looks up at him; scowls*
Stranger: Oh my ga-
Eirie: *smacks him with the side of his spear* You shut the hell up and get me a doctor.
Stranger: *cowering* W-what the h-hell are you?
Eirie: *smacks him again* I told you to shut the hell up and get me a doctor! *smacks him again* Useless... *keeps walking into the village*
Woman: Hmm, hmm hmm... *looks up and sees Eirie; screams*
Eirie: *keeps walking into town as more people look up and see him disfigured and grotesque*
Men: *run outside with their weapons*
Eirie: *holds hands out* So this is the welcome I get huh? *spins around his spear* Lets all draw our weapons at the guy who looks like a ******** demon!
Everyone looks on in fear.
Eirie: Is someone, gonna get me medical attention, or am I going to have to tear this entire ******** village apart before someone ******** helps me! *starts killing men* Are you afraid! Run! Run from the demon!
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