Sooo.
My friend Hunter.
He dated this chick for like a year...? Or whatever.
And then she cheated on him with one of his bffjillz.
They broke up.
Thennn they dated again.
******** and all was happy.
Now shes like "IDK IF I LOVE YOU ANYMOOORE"
So of course.
He's all emo and being a f*****t.
Which is fine. I can totally understand that...
But for like...2 weeks?
Man get the ******** over it.
I wouldn't mind as much if he didn't pick on Brandon.
Poor Brandon. All he has is his silly logic and smartness.
But Hunter? He's a idiot.
So logic is going to fail.
You gotta be an a** back to Hunter.
Also Hunter touched my a**.
No. Not touched.
Got like a ******** handful. Of MY a**.
Get the ******** away.
If you wanna get laid by a slut go back to the whore.
Don't ******** touch me like that.
s**t, f** better be glad I didnt catch up to him in the hall.
Gettt ovvver it.
Godd. People break up.
Its life! Hellllooo.
Nothing really works out like its supposed to.
I swear to god.
If he says one more a*****e-ish remark.
Or touches my a** again, I'm going off on him.
Plus he thinks he's the hot s**t since he got ********.
No, all it means is that he found some girl who was low enough to ******** him, then ditch him on the side of the road. Haha.
My friend Hunter.
He dated this chick for like a year...? Or whatever.
And then she cheated on him with one of his bffjillz.
They broke up.
Thennn they dated again.
******** and all was happy.
Now shes like "IDK IF I LOVE YOU ANYMOOORE"
So of course.
He's all emo and being a f*****t.
Which is fine. I can totally understand that...
But for like...2 weeks?
Man get the ******** over it.
I wouldn't mind as much if he didn't pick on Brandon.
Poor Brandon. All he has is his silly logic and smartness.
But Hunter? He's a idiot.
So logic is going to fail.
You gotta be an a** back to Hunter.
Also Hunter touched my a**.
No. Not touched.
Got like a ******** handful. Of MY a**.
Get the ******** away.
If you wanna get laid by a slut go back to the whore.
Don't ******** touch me like that.
s**t, f** better be glad I didnt catch up to him in the hall.
Gettt ovvver it.
Godd. People break up.
Its life! Hellllooo.
Nothing really works out like its supposed to.
I swear to god.
If he says one more a*****e-ish remark.
Or touches my a** again, I'm going off on him.
Plus he thinks he's the hot s**t since he got ********.
No, all it means is that he found some girl who was low enough to ******** him, then ditch him on the side of the road. Haha.
