Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

scream Those new Eggo commercials are bothering me a bit. I mean, it's the same scenario over and over: The girl makes her waffles and such, the dad tries some crazy tactic to steal them, and it all ends in utter chaos while the little girl is oblivious to it all. I mean, come on Dad! Can't you just make your own damn waffles! It's not that hard. With the money you spend on crazy contraptions and medical bills to steal your daughter's waffles, you could simply get to the toaster before she does or wait until she is done with it!

scream If you were on the box of your own cereal, wouldn't you have the right to eat some of that cereal? Apparently, the Trix rabbit is getting seriously jipped. Those greedy kids have got to get b slapped a couple of times with a fence post if they are going to be prejustice against rabbits.

scream Just to break away from breakfast foods a bit, I'd like to discuss Yoplait Yogurt. No type of yogurt will be better than zen wrapped in karma dipped in chocolate. Quit comparing a not-so-tasty dairy product to what you think are the greatest things in the world.

scream Am I the only one who is bothered by all those commercials for cheap, answer-to-all-your-future-worries colleges?

scream Okay, back to cereal. Lucky, if you want to keep all of your Lucky Charms to yourself, don't sell them to the public. It's a simple solution. But if you want to eliminate the threat altogether, just lace the little rainbows and balloons and such with cyanide! That'll stop the little kids from eating them.