Things you Should NEVER Say to a Cop.
1. Didn't I see your a** getting kicked on COPS?
2. No YOU assume the position!
3. Your eyes look a little glazed over. Have you been eating donuts?
4. I swear to drunk I'm not god.
5. Hang on, can you hold my beer while I get out my licence?
6. What seems to be the officer, problem?
7. I'm not drinking and driving. I'm driving and drinking! I got wasted AFTER I got in the car.
8. It was YOUR fault I crashed! While I was fishing out my false ID, I burnt my hand on my joint and made me drop the gun I was holding so it got stuck underneath the brake.
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