Exile- Whaddya mean?
Rease- I mean, we started out on halofans.com as just plain adventures from other people's ideas, with the WTFs and OMFG HAXORZ, how the hell did we end up on GAIA!?
Exile- ...uhhhhhh...I dunno...
Rease- Exactly!
Exile- Shut up, I'm already confused and tired...
Rease- But I don't wanna...
Exile- Do I have to slap you?
Rease- You can't.
Exile- Why not?
Rease- Because people are watching.
Exile- ...OH RIGHT, GAIA...uh...
Hey guys, this is Exile, played by Shadowed Valor, and this was something I started a looooooooooooooooong time ago with some friends. They've all given up on it, but I enjoyed typing these out, it gives me some ideas for later projects on AMVs and such. I'll explain more if you ask, but right now, I'll continue the story...if you call it that...
Rease- BRAVO!!! ENCORE!!! biggrin
Exile- Rease...
Rease- ya?
Exile- Nobody loves you...
Rease- cry
Exile- It's true.
Rease- gonk DON'T TORTURE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Exile- Shut up and eat carrots.
Rease- OH JOY! CARROTS!!! *joins the other rabbits*
Exile- The others should be here by now...
Jester- Yo.
Exile- WTF!?!?
Rease- WASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!??!??????????
Exile- Eat.
Rease- Okay! *continues to gourge in orange goodness*
Exile- Anyway...how'd you get here?
Jester- I took the secret passage way.
Exile- ...Eh?
Jester- *points to giant tunnel in white textbox*
Exile- ooooooooooooh....
Jester- We're missing someone, aren't we...
Exile- Like who?
Jester- I dunno...uh...James Brain?
Exile- That's James BROWN, and he's dead...
Jester- His spirit still resides!!!
JB- HAY!!!
Jester- O_o
Exile- Okay, this is getting weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird...
Rease- You're telling me.
Exile- I thought I told you to eat.
Rease- I did.
Exile- Well...EAT SOME MORE!!!
Rease- I ate 'till there was nothing left.
Exile- ...You mean....you ate....our RESERVES!?!?!!
Rease- You said to eat, and I did. All of it. Now can I use the bathroom?
Exile- ...Suuuuuuuuuuure, in fact, why don't you bend over right here?
Rease- Eh?
Exile- *kicks a***
Rease- *goes flying*
Jester- *jesters*
Random car- *honks*
Redneck- *shoots car*
Car- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKK!!! WHYYYYYYY FORD GOD, WHY!?!?!?
Redneck- ...kul.
To be continued...? Let's hope not.
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