Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

Rease- Lookie! I bought a doggie!!!

Exile- ......What?

Rease- Lookit!! Ain't it sooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!?!?

Exile- Rease...that's not a dog...

Rease- Of course it is! Look at how it has a tail! Look at how I pull it's tail! Look at how it growls at me! Look at it's super awesome gray fur!!

Exile- Rease....that's a wolf.

Rease- Oh, pashaw! I know a wolf when I see one!

Wolf- GRRRRRRR....

Rease- SEE!? ISN'T IT SOOOOOO ADORABLE!!??!? blaugh

Exile- Riiiiiiiiight... stare

Rease- Awwww, it looks like it wants to hug! C'mere, little fella! 4laugh

Wolf- GRRRRRRRRRRRAH!!!

Rease- *gets tackled* AAAAH!! OW! OW!! G-GOOD DOGGIE!! OW! YOU KNOW HOW TO TAKE DOWN A BURGULAR!!!

Exile- ...*sigh*

Cyclone- Hey.

Exile- Hey.

Tim- WAZZAAAAAAAAAP!?!?

Exile- Hey.

Cyclone- What's goin' on here?

Exile- Rease bought a wolf.

Cyclone- Why?

Exile- He thought it was a dog.

Tim- But I thought wolves WERE dogs?

Exile- Technically they are, but they're officialy wolves...

Cyclone- I mean, why did he go buy an animal in the first place?

Exile- Dunno...plot line, perhaps?

Tim- Aw, that's nothin'!! Lookit! I BOUGHT A MONKEY!!!

Cyclone- No you didn't.

Tim- Yeah I did! Look at it go crazy when I wave a banana in it's face!

*waves banana*

Monkey- AAH! AAH! AAH!! OO! OO! OO!

Tim- See? IT'S HILAROUS!!!

Exile- rolleyes

Cyclone- I mean, you didn't BUY the monkey; you stole it.

Tim- Whatever, stealing a monkey is like the stocks going down: it's a big loss, but they'll recooperate without it!

Cyclone- Uh, not exactly...

Exile- Did you check to see if it has rabies?

Tim- Now why would a monkey stolen from the deep recesses of the jungle in Africa have something like rabies?

Cyclone- YOU SAID YOU STOLE IT FROM THE ZOO!!

Tim- I said I stole it from a zoo, I didn't say which zoo and from where!

Exile- Oh jeez...

*meanwhile, in the background...*

Rease- OW! OWOWOWOWOW!!!! Wow, I didn't know you could move like thaAOW!!! You've been eating your Wheaties, haven't yoOOOOOOOWOW!!!

*back to the suspense...!*

Cyclone- So what do we do with it?

Tim- WE KEEP IT OF COURSE!!!

Cyclone- We can't keep a monkey with rabies!

Exile- Although I'd love to toss the monkey in with the wolf to see how long it takes for Rease to figure out he's being mauled by a wolf and a monkey with a banana, Cyclone has a point. We must get rid of the monkey.

Tim- Fine...

Exile-...

Cyclone-...

Tim-...Can we slap it first?

Exile- OKAY!!!

Cyclone- YAY!!!

*begin slapping the monkey*
*meanwhile...*

Wolf- Play dead.

Rease- Uuuuuuuuuugh...*bleeding on the ground*

Wolf- Good dog. Here's a treat. *throws a bone*

Rease- ...mmmph...

Wolf- Fine, here's a potato. *toss*

Rease- WOOF!! 4laugh

Le End!