Exile- If you don't leave me alone RIGHT NOW, I swear I will stab you with my firey sword of DOOM.
Rease- But you've gotta see what I found?!?!
Exile- Unless you've found your brain, I don't really care.
Jester- And we all know ELEMENT ate it!
Exile- ...who?
Jester- You have some sort of ADD don't you?
Exile- xp
Jester- He's your OTHER friend.
Exile- I have alot of friends...
Jester- stare
Rease- And besides, you know it would take YEARS for me to find it again, but I found something REEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!
Exile- Alright, WHAT IS IT.
Rease- *holds out palm* RUBBER DUCKEE!!!
Exile- ...I will stab you IN THE JAW. Now HOLD STILL.
Rease- WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo...................
Jester-...
Element- Wow, lookit him go...
Jester- I didn't know morons could go that fast...
Element- I don't think they do, maybe they're powered by a super secret jetpack stuffed in their pants...?
Jester- Or their nose?
Element- BRILLIANT!!!
Exile- I SAID HOLD STILL, DAMMIT!!!!! *shoots a rocket*
Rease- AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *gets blown ta smithereenies*
Jester- ...Respawn...
Exile- DAMMIT!!!!! Why can't we play Gears of War instead of Halo 2? In GoW, They don't respawn after I OWN THEIR @$$!!!!!!!!
Element- Because, it's rated M.
Exile- ...
Element- Mature...
Exile- ...
Element- 18 or over...
Exile- ...
Element- ...porn.
Exile- AW DAMMIT!!!
Rease- Hey, whatever happened to Rocker? or Jumper? Or ROCKER'S FRIEND!??!?! OR MY PET MONKEY!?!!!!!?!!!!!?
Exile- Start running.
Rease- Where?
Exile- Doesn't matter, you'll still die.
Rease- *gulp* *runs*
Exile- *target lock* BOOM!!!
Rease- *deaded*
Jester- So...who're those two guys the corpse was talking about?
Exile- When the Adventures were still in the dinosaur age--
Element- Stone Age.
Exile- Whatever. Anyway, I was messing around with a couple of guys on halofans.com and we were making up random stories, whether it be farfetched or...well, it was just farfetched...but yeah, Rocker and Jumper were the two main people that were doing this. God knows where they are now...
Rease- LOOKEY, A NICKEL!!!
Exile- Start running, my little discus.
Rease- Discus?
Exile- *cocks shotgun* PULL!!!!
Rease- Wha? *CATAPULTED* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Exile- *BANG!*
Jester+Element- Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww...
Le Fin...?
God I hope so...
God I hope so...
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THaTS WHaT HaPPENS WHEN YOU STOP WRITING STORIES!!!!!
notice how I have not gone insane at all, now excuse me , i must continue my search for a giant rocket!