Rease- Gimme sum sugah, babee. *smooch*
Exile- Seriously...get that away from me...
Rease- heart heart heart heart heart
Exile- I SAID GET IT AWAY!!!
Rocker- What now?
Exile- It's national AIDS Day!
Rease- You just stole that from Element!
Element- YOU DIRTY DIRTY THIEF!!!
Exile- At least I don't have a fetish for potatoes...
Element- ...What?
D. Jester- Look, a spud.
Element- MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!
D. Jester- I meat stud.
Element- EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW...
Exile- You sick degenerate. D=<
D. Jester- At least I don't have a Birdy fetish.
Exile- SHAT AP!! YOU KNOW NOOOOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!
Rease- Lookit what I found under Exile's bed!!
Exile- WTF!?!?
D. Jester- Dirty pics?
Rease- No, I ate those. But I did find Spam!
Exile- Isn't that bad?
Rease- Don't worry, I have the tobasco sauce.
Exile- O.o
Element- Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
Rease- But you'll catch on fire.
Element- The fire of LOVE!!! GIVE ME THE LOVE POTION!!!
Rease- It's toba--
Element- WHATEVER!! *takes bottle*
D. Jester- eek
Exile- eek
Rease- I'm a pirate! pirate
Element- THE FIRE OF LOVE HAS IGNITED!!! THE CHUGGING OF THIS LOVE POTION HAS--
*catches on fire*
Element- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rease- Quick, get a bucket of water!!
Exile- I don't wanna.
Rease- I'll give you a cookie...
Exile- Rease, you're the idiot here, not me. Besides, I'm too tired to--
D. Jester- OOOOOOOH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Exile- ... stare
Element- THE FIRE OF LOVE IS BURNING THE F#$% OUT OF MY TONGUE!!!!!
Exile- Hey, guys look at this conveiniently placed poster...says here that V. Day was yesterday...
Element- WHICH MEANS THAT THE FIRE OF LOVE IS JUST TOBASCO SAUCE OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIE!!!!!
Rease- Oh, Element!
All- *laughing like at the end of a cheesy episode of F*R*I*E*N*D*S*
Happy V. Day everyone who cares ^^
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aw damn i shoulda wrote something for v-day, i didnt even think of that!