• It all started on a rainy, stormy day. Tyra Banks had at it with Opera Winfre for stealing the spotlight because Opera was smarter and more popular then her. She quickly tackled Opera when she wasn't looking. She delivred a barrage of punches, slaps, and kicks but still, she could not defeat awesome power of Opera. Opera picked up by the throat and tossed her 12 feet away. Tyra still tryed to attack. As they fought they failed to notice Jason Vorhees come out of nowhere and stab Tyra. Before he could attack Opera, Zorro came swinging out nowhere and sliced Jason's head off. Suddenly, a spear went through Zorro and then 300 Spartans came charging. Luckily for Opera, her army of obsevive women came and fought the Spartans. They failed to notice the Evil Monkey from Family Guy come out of nowhere and jump on Opera's head. While he beated up Opera's face, Rambo came and fired a bazooka at them, killing them. Rambo was kicked 2 miles away by none other than... The Zohan.
    The battle between the Opera fans and the Spartans ended when Chuck Norris came and kicked the living snot out of all of them. The fight between Chuck and Zohan began with Micheal Bay explosions and awesome music. Then Ozzy Osbourne came out of the and summoned a swarm of bats which quickly turned into vampires. The vampires over took Zohan and Chuck making them into vampires. Then a pack of werewolves came out and fought the vampires. They all died by the firebreathing of Gene Simmons. One vampire dodged the flames and bit Gene's neck but exploded from massive rock n' roll in Gene's blood. Ozzy then came charging. Gene's and Ozzy's fists collided making an explosion of the darkness in their in their music. All heck broke loss after that, Naruto clones fought Hellboy, Black Micheal Jackson beated up White Micheal Jackson, Superman battled Hancock in the sky, Yoda cut down an army of Terminators, Jet Li and Jackie Chan were fight Ronald McDonald, and Homer Simpson fist fought Peter Griffen. Two Months later the war was over. Napolean Dynamite was the victor and surpreme ruler of the world. deal with it. Gosh!