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"So bored, bored of Death, bored of Life, just bored. There must be something I can do, maybe cause an accident, no too boring, everyone will just react normally."
I am a human with a secret, I am a grim reaper, atleast that's what people call us. All I do is cause people to die, I live forever, and even without me, people would still die, I have no purpose. I inherited a man's house by making him write a will and then ending his life.
I dont need to work, or even move. I just stay in my house, bored out of my skull. I can enchant a human world item, so that it can be used to kill people, but even doing that seems boring. I thought i could do something other than killing people once, so I got a job, but that was worse. I hated it so much that I had a plane fly into my office building, people got mad, and it was fun, but people are predictable, and so stupid.
I enchanted a book, and handed it to someone, he wrote the name of the leader of one side down so that the war would end, I was furious and had him burned alive along with the book, i was bored again. Such a stupid world, I witnessed its beginning, and therefor must stay untill its end, it was a horrible life up till now, so why go on?
I erupted a hawiian volcanoe. Many people died, but nothing interesting that I didnt already forsee. I made a hurricane strike New Orleans, millions died, many went crazy, but still boring.
I would be responsible for the appocolypse, but no one knew of me. So I went to South America and killed millions, not with a gun, but with my power, I sat down on a bench, and waited for more to come, they did. It was so predictable, but finally everyone knew of a higher force, yet some people still doubted me, and some even said it was just mass suicide.
Angry at the idiot masses, I challenged all news shows to defy me, they did, and I killed them all, yet people said it was a conspiracy, or even blamed the govenment. I hated everyone of them, to challenge such proof, its idiotical, irrational, and just plain stupid!
No matter how many people would die, there were always doubts. Humans, I loath them so much. They act out of belief, with no reasons for such things, there could be no proof, yet it was there to them. Humans are such fools, that they believe in God, just because they are too stupid to understand what makes a sunset beautiful. I hate humans!
I destroyed countries, yet religion existed, I annilated races, yet there was retribution. All of my power, was just as simple as "God does what he thinks is right". With this kind of belief, there is no need for proof, for if you present it, in plain sight, people will doubt it.
I eradicated an entire continent, and the fools dont even believe it happened. To deny such a thing, without any evidence on its own is purely, and without doubt, stupid. I hate them all so much, humans are a waste of space, being so stupid, they should die just for that reason, but there are so many others that it would be wrong for me to kill them, no, it should be a crime for me not to kill them all.
The fools, even when some are smart, they still follow the fools, I believe that makes them worse. I must punish them all, but who am I to judge them?
No, thats why I am here, to judge who I believe is worthy to live, and the way I see it.....None deserve to live! I enchanted a book to make no mistakes, I then wrote "All humans capable of death, die from the most likely senario".
Over the next few months, riots in the middle east began tto rise exponentualy, Georgia and Russia began a new localized battle, while Iraq and Iran started an all out war, and all because the U.S. removed its troops.
Knowing we had to stop the wars before the whole world gets involved, the U.S. military unsheaved a new missle, it destroyed them all. Asia, afraid the U.S. would get power hungry, sent a messege for nukes, the U.S. caught wind of it, and sent out another missle, but this one was more powerful.
As I stood on my roof staring down a nuclear missle heading for me, I knew it was over, and with my final breath i said, "Humans are so predictable".
- by Runninggod1 |
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- | Submitted on 11/29/2008 |
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- Title: Bored... of Humans.
- Artist: Runninggod1
- Description: By: Andrew Kelley
- Date: 11/29/2008
- Tags: bored humans andrewkelley
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Comments (2 Comments)
- awesssSAM - 06/11/2009
- I'm also bored of life.. don't worry, ur not the only one.. smile 5/5
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- x-tsumugi-x - 06/11/2009
- Really, really, good. 5/5
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