• ninja
    Snake quickly, but quietly hides behind the nearest box. He see's as the genome soldier approaches his box. The soldier suspects nothing and turns around, allowing Snake to apply a choke hold. Snake gives a short grin and relinquishes his pistol and knife. He slowly but swiftly approaches his targets blind sight and...
    YAAH!
    What? Snake has grabbed to early? Surely the soldier has heard him, but due to the games stupid guard with horrible hearing, this is fortunate for Snake. He takes this oppurtunity to sneak up to the soldier again and-
    HAAAH!
    NICE! Snake has gotten the enemy in a chokehold- the soldier squirming and grunting, but Snake applying a firm grip. But Snake has not read the manual for the game since he forgot that since the PS3 has a new six-axis system than the PS2. He hesitates to use a move. The Soldier has a chance to take advantage of this situation. Snake then reading the manual chooses a move to apply, but the guard has secretly taken a knife out. The soldier then springs out Snake's grip and throws the knife right into Snakes shoulder. He shouts in agony as blood slowly splurts out of the knife-wound. The soldier has retrieved his weapon and fires. Snake, already in pain just got shot right in the knee. In horrible agony for his old age, he is disoriented and starts firing his pistol- trigger-happy like. Unfortunately for him, there's a few barrels of fuel next to him. He keeps on firing as the soldier calls in for reinforcements. Luckily, one of Snakes bullets catches the soldier in the eye, and he starts firing in pain. Snake starts speed-limping at the soldier while wildly slashing his knife. He finally slashes the soldier right in the head, but Snake is already full of bullets, only his last bar of life present, rations absent, Snake fires his last bullet at those barrels.
    Kaboom.
    SNake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!