• James sat to the left of me. Timmy to the right. Tiffany west, and the rest of her cheerleader sheep, walked over, and rubbed Timmy's hair.
    "Hey Timmy, you are so cute..."
    "R-really." Timmy stumbled out. She played out the whole routine, and Timmy never saw it coming. however, i did, i saw her pour the eye drops into his milk.
    (for those of you who don't realize, eye drops will give you so bad runs, you will be sent home smile They all left soon after, and Timmy went for the milk. I snatched the milk and wispered into James ear,
    "Code pink." Then i zipped over to the cheerleader table, the milk concealed behind me. I knew every cheerleaders weakness, and that is how the crush on. For poor Tiffany West, i am her crush. I walked up to her like a sly alley cat.
    "That was a good joke you played on him." i whispered in her ear. I looked over and saw Timmy run out into the hall perfectly on cue. Then was James's que.
    "What the hell!" he said.
    "shut up loser!" I yelled. He stormed off.
    "I've been waiting for someone to get rid of them. Now how about a kiss." Another thing about Tiffany, she opens her entire mouth when she kisses. Without a beat i poured the milk down her throat. The entire container, exactly what she did. She knew that i had tricked her.
    "you might want to call your mom, save you the embarrasment. oh wait did i do that in front of everyone." i said, great emphasis on EVERYTHING. She pushed me out of the way and fled to the bathroom. At this point i was laughing so hard the screaming girls stopped screaming for a second and grimaced at me.
    "You have just started a war you won't win!" said one of the sheep, trying to sound smart.
    "Oh really, how many soilders can i have?"