Blazake the Hippo

• Artist: Sora460
• Description: I wrote this not to long ago. I know that it might not be excellent, but that's because it's RANDOM! If you can't understand "RANDOM," then don't read this. Lol ^_^
• Date: 04/22/2009
• Tags: blazake hippo

Once upon a time,
There was a hippo named, Blazake floating in space eating cotton candy with ice cream, vegetables, and syrup inside of it. He yelled at the top of his lungs, "Holy Crap this tastes like garbage!" Then Pikachu comes next to him and says, "How do you now what garbage tastes like?" The hippo went crazy! He punched Pikachu in the face and Pikachu went all the way to Jupiter bleeding, and died. The hippo felt so bad he shot himself so he wouldn't do anything wrong again. But there was one problem, He was immortal! He was so angry he yelled 5,000,000 times louder than he did before. That is what caused, "The Big Bang." Thanks to the hippo, Blazake, today we exist. THE END.

Comments

[GreanTee]

LMAO.
That was so cute.
5/5.

[Light-Dark12]

XD The random story to the big bang!!! I love it.

[Sora460]

the comment below me sucks (and the answer is no)

[Savior_ofunsafespirits]

r u on crack?

[ii Hate You-x]

Haha biggrin Randomly Funny <3 I Love it :] 5/5

[Vexed Fire]

Wow this is crap; and I wonder if you're high.

[Nightmayer19]

lol it makes so much sense, but the big bang never happened... everyone knows that a giant donut burst into flames, creating the sun, then eventually little "planets," as you have been told, (theyre really alien ants attracted to the burning donut) gathered about the huge firery pastry.~