• zOMG 3000
    Ep. 12: Demon of the Pass


    The hero’s journey continued after his run-in with Chrystal archangel, an unknown antagonist. Prince Kazuhiko and 101KiriUchiha continued doing missions at Bill’s Ranch, but Prince Kazuhiko kept dazing off.
    “What’s with you?” 101KiriUchiha stared over his way while she was pushing over a cow. “You haven’t been able to keep it straight for a while.”
    “It’s just that theparkman123 hasn’t gotten back online for a while now...” Prince Kazuhiko muttered. “I probably should’ve made him one of my friends.”
    “Don’t worry; I’m sure he’ll show up eventually.” 101KiriUchiha reassured. “Hopefully...”

    The two were walking down the path that led away from the ranch, and a gamer came running up, panting heavily.
    “Where’s the fire?” Prince Kazuhiko asks as the kid runs past.
    “Me... and... my...” The kid was panting too hard to be understood. “We faced... OMFG!”
    “Hm?” 101KiriUchiha’s interest picked up on the conversation. “Who’s that?”
    “You don’t know?” the kid replied. “He’s a horrible monster at Deadman’s Pass! If you’re not strong, you shouldn’t head there!”
    And with that, he left. Prince Kazuhiko and 101KiriUchiha stared at each other and realized that they had the same thoughts. The headed straight for the gate to Deadman’s Pass.
    When they got there, they heard a bragging voice crowded by tons of players.
    “So after he shot the arrow, I just blacked out immediately,” the voice started sounding familiar. “If you see him, ask for his autograph or something.”
    One person looked behind himself and his eyes grew 2 times their normal size. “It’s him!” he shouted as loud as virtually possible.
    Everyone started crowding around Prince Kazuhiko and pushed 101KiriUchiha out of the way. They started asking him all sorts of questions.
    “Did you have a good time at the tourney?”
    “Did you actually do what he said?”
    “Who’s that girl? Your girlfriend?”
    “Aw, he already has a girlfriend.”
    Prince Kazuhiko struggled to get out of the death-clutter, gasping for air. But the crowd kept persistent, and kept chasing him.
    101KiriUchiha looked over to the bragger and her eyes lit up immediately.
    “J0K3Rcard!” she noticed.
    “Wow...” J0K3Rcard was still staring at the group following the worn out Prince Kazuhiko. “Maybe I took it a little too far...”
    “Who are they?” 101KiriUchiha joined him, staring at Prince Kazuhiko being chased like a movie star.
    “My friends.”
    “That’s a lot of friends.”
    “When do you think he’ll lose them?”
    “I wouldn’t worry about it.”

    Prince Kazuhiko had finally evaded the curious group and returned to 101KiriUchiha and J0K3Rcard.
    “Did you have fun?” 101KiriUchiha asked slyly.
    “Tch. Did you know there’s a rumor about you being my girlfriend?” Prince Kazuhiko retorted. “They think you’re lucky.”
    While 101KiriUchiha was ripping up a tree angrily, J0K3Rcard felt obliged to apologize.
    “Sorry about the rumors, man.” J0K3Rcard said, staring at the ground, obviously embarrassed.
    “That’s okay.” Prince Kazuhiko forgave while he was watching the angry 101KiriUchiha commit plant abuse. “What are you doing here?”
    “I just thought that I’d check out this OMFG character.” J0K3Rcard acted as if the entire rumor thing hadn’t ever happened.
    “So were we! How about you join my group?”
    “Deal!”
    Prince Kazuhiko and J0K3Rcard shook hands and were about to bring the news to 101KiriUchiha, but J0K3Rcard met her fist before he could get a word in.
    “Great. Now you can be the new theparkman123.” 101KiriUchiha whispered, still mad.

    The trio headed through the gates of Deadman’s Pass and had hardly moved anywhere before they were cornered by Bootskin Snakes.
    “So how are we supposed to get out of this?” Prince Kazuhiko asked his crew members.
    “No need to worry, dude; I’ve got it covered.” J0K3Rcard assured. “Joker’s Trick!”
    That was all J0K3Rcard need to say. All sorts of illusions appeared, such as multiples of Prince Kazuhiko, 101KiriUchiha, and J0K3Rcard. The snakes jabbed rapidly at the illusions while the real ones took them down.
    “Well,” Prince Kazuhiko stood up from his battle position. “When did you get that?”
    “I’ve done some selling/buying in my past.” J0K3Rcard answered. “Now let’s get going.”
    The group started heading up the hill after the bridge, but they were stopped by a swarm of Clutch.
    “It’s probably gonna be like this for a while...” J0K3Rcard sighed.
    “Now it’s my turn.” 101KiriUchiha bent down and held a ring-covered hand in front of her face. “Magma-Stepper!”
    She zipped past multiple Clutch and appeared in the air.
    “Mantis!”
    She fell, sword pointed down, upon a Clutch and killed it. When she stood up straight, she smiled back to her teammates and gave a thumbs up.
    They walked up the rest of the hill, dealing with the bothersome enemies on the way. They were yet again by a few OMG when they got to the top of the hill. J0K3Rcard started walking forward, but Prince Kazuhiko held his hand in the way.
    “These ones are mine.” He commanded.
    “But OMG are much stronger then the others!” J0K3Rcard argued.
    “Doesn’t matter.” Prince Kazuhiko held up his hand. “V-Bow!”
    A bow materialized in his left hand and an arrow in the other. He jumped up and shot the arrow down upon the OMG. He got one with it, but the other two dodged. And to top it all off, the one he got wasn’t dead.
    “Told ya.” J0K3Rcard bragged.
    “Shut up!” Prince Kazuhiko yelled as he landed on the ground. “Wolverine!”
    He burst forward and ripped at the injured OMG and killed it, but the other two jumped on him, dealing plenty of damage. He shrugged them off and jumped back.
    “Hunter’s Bow!” He shouted and shot.
    He got one, but it was hardly fazed.
    “Darn it! Meat! Mantis!”
    He jumped onto the monster he hit with the arrow and stabbed it, but it remained alive and hit him back. He stood back and tried to think up a plan.
    “Got it. Wolverine!”
    He slashed at the injured of the two and finally took it down. But he got attacked by the other. Thankfully, he jumped to the side.
    “Hunter’s Bow!”
    He shot a few arrows, but missed every one.
    “V-Blade!”
    He got a successful slash on it this time. When he jumped back afterwards, he prepared for a finishing blow.
    “Mantis, Rage full.”
    He became a blur, the air whistling around him. It looked as if a whirlwind surrounded the OMG, cutting it profusely.
    Prince Kazuhiko slowed down to a stop and held his pose for a few seconds as the OMG dropped down and died, then he slumped to ground with exhaustion.
    J0K3Rcard and 101KiriUchiha ran over and started healing him.
    “I’ve got to admit, that was impressive.” J0K3Rcard smiled in defeat.
    “Told ya.” Prince Kazuhiko mumbled.

    The crew got upon the top of the hill and knocked on the gate. A voice boomed from past a gate, and more OMG came. They quickly took them down and the process was repeated several times.
    Finally, the guest of the show came. OMFG flew out of the gate and roared.
    “You have trespassed into my area.” OMFG boldly claimed. “Now you must die.”
    “In your dreams!” 101KiriUchiha denied as she zipped past OMFG, but that didn’t even make him flinch.
    “Weakling.” OMFG said and knocked the confused girl back into a rock.
    “V-Wolverine!” Prince Kazuhiko jumped through the air and tore through OMFG. This attack made him pain.
    “Crap!” J0K3Rcard noticed OMFG eyeing Prince Kazuhiko. “Joker’s Trick!”
    A whirlwind illusion whipped around OMFG.
    “What is this?!?”
    “Magma-Stepper!”
    “Hunter’s Bow!”
    “Slash!”
    A tri-attack was performed on OMFG, knocking him to the ground in pain.
    “You have made enough trouble...” OMFG muttered.
    “Sorry, man... I mean, monster.” 101KiriUchiha walked over to OMFG, ignoring all the possibilities of what could happen next.
    “Kiri!” J0K3Rcard yelled, but 101KiriUchiha couldn’t respond quick enough.
    OMFG nailed 101KiriUchiha back against the rocks and sped towards her.

    A ripping sound echoed through the air. OMFG was still right in front of 101KiriUchiha. He didn’t even blink an eye.
    101KiriUchiha didn’t know what happened ‘til she saw Prince Kazuhiko standing behind OMFG with his V-Mantis held high in the air and J0K3Rcard standing at OMFG’s side with his sword slashed halfway down the monster king’s body. OMFG dematerialized into dark matter moments later.
    Prince Kazuhiko walked over to 101KiriUchiha and held a hand down to her. “Need help?”
    “I guess.” 101KiriUchiha said shyly.
    “You need to be more careful.” J0K3Rcard commanded.
    “Yeah, yeah...” 101KiriUchiha replied to him as if he were theparkman123.
    A clapping sound came from behind them. “Bravo, bravo. Encore.” A mysterious, charming voice came from behind.
    “Yeah, that was pretty cool.” This time the voice was very familiar.
    Prince Kazuhiko whirled around in surprise, dropping 101KiriUchiha back on her butt.
    “th-the...” Prince Kazuhiko whimpered, obviously scared.
    Prince Kazuhiko wasn’t scared because of the familiar voice, who was theparkman123, it was from the group he was with.
    Chrystal archangel.