- As Jerry awoke he heard moaning. He woke up his three other brothers and the went downstairs...All of a sudden all four of them were wide eyed... eek eek eek eek Tier mom was on the couch ******** santa clause. dramallama They all ran upstairs except for the youngest.He was confused and stunned. confused They went upstairs and called LIL Jim.LIL Jim even said santa was ******** his dad...LIL Jim called his crew and they said the same thing...They were outraged...They called everyone they knew and made a plan.Every kid got their parents car keys and met up at the park.LIL Jim was the leader..The kids were pissed...It was like a mob...LIL Jim was talking about he and his crew goin down to kill santa..But of Brett the Bratt spoke up and said your an idiot u dont have many people..Brett said i have delt with santa before he is no ******** jokes...Me and my bros will go we even have more people..We can call you if we need back up..LIL Jim agreed Brettsbros were pissed..They had to risk their lives just because Brett wants revenge on santa...They in van and rounded thier men and headed out...The left there little bro at the house so he didnt get hurt.When the were almost there they all pulled over and had a piss break..A group of kindergardeners went further in the woods to piss but on the way back the heard a loud noise...They looked over some bushes and saw bigfoot humping a male bear...Big foot saw them and flipped out he ran over to them and killed them...He ripped of there faces.Everyone flipped out got in the cars and took off...They finally were there the northpole..All of a suuden frosty the snowmen and his army behind him attack.,,It was terrible...The snowmen of frosty were so little in numbers but yet so greatfully skilled in their attacks... How could that ******** know we were coming? thought Brett...Chet yelled get the ******** out of here the two bros went on with there people and headed out. arrow
- Title: Santa
- Artist: wesley072
- Description: The kids on the naughty list found out santa is doing the dirty with their parents.PART I
- Date: 06/19/2009
- Tags: santa
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