• *scene: Sandy, Belle, and Wolf are walking through a Home Improvement store, looking at ceiling fans*

    Belle: Woosh.... Woosh... Woosh...

    Wolf: o_o Wtf are you doing?

    Belle: I'm being a ceiling fan!~ biggrin

    Sandy: o_o Did you forget your meds again?

    Belle: MHM! biggrin

    Wolf: Oh god. ._.

    Sandy: Eeeep. I need some new florescent lightbulbs. Come with me, guys.

    Belle and Wolf: Okie~

    *they walk a few minutes until they see lightbulbs*

    Old dude: Hai.

    Sandy: O.O NO. NOOOO. NO NARSHLABERRY SMOOTHIES!~ NOOO! *puts head between knees*

    Belle: xD It's Okay. It's not the same old gu- OH MY GOD IT IS!~

    Wolf: DIEEEE!! *picks up old dude in mouth and throws across store* There. ^^ *dusts self off*

    Sandy: THANK YOOH WOLFIE!~ biggrin

    Belle: Hm. You needed florescents?

    Sandy; Ye- *is cut off by random voice with a New Jersey accent*

    Voice: BADDA BOOM BADDA BING YOU NEEDS LIGHTS EH??

    Sandy: o_o Um... ye- *is cut off again*

    Voice: DEN TURN ROUND' HUN, CUZ' IM YUR LIGHT BABE!~ ;D

    *the girls all turn and see a talking light bulb, the size of a person*

    Sandy, Belle, and Wolf: o_o Um...

    Light: WHAT!? WHAT!?!?! I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?!?!

    Wolf: o.o *picks up bulb and tries to break it*

    Light: DONT TRY IT. I'M INDESTRUCTIBLE!! > biggrin

    Wolf: Mhm, sure you are. *throws bulb at concrete post*

    Light: *doesn't break* D:< I. TOLD. YOU. AND NOW I'M F***ING MAD!!~ *starts chasing the girls*

    Sandy: o_o Are you effing serious?!

    Belle: -.- Wolf did it.

    Light: *starts throwing normal lightbulbs at the girls* D:< HYAH~ HYAH~

    *girls shriek*

    Sandy: *trips*

    Belle and Wolf: *looking back at her* SANDY!~

    Sandy: Save yourselves... I'm fin- *lightbulb jumps over sandy, continuing to follow the girls* OH~ biggrin *gets up and tries to catch up with them*

    Wolf: D:< NOW I'M MAD. AND FOCUSED. NOTHING CAN DISTRACT ME TODAY~!

    Belle: Yeah, nothing but a cat.

    Wolf: *stops running* o_o Cat?! WHERE?!?

    Sandy: o_o Um.... it's.... that big white lightbulb look-alike thing! The once chasing us!

    Wolf: OH~ *attacks with spork* DIEEEEE KITTY~

    Belle: *runs to Sandy and Wolf* YAY NOW IT'S DE- *more lightbulbs appear, looking fricking PISSED*

    Belle, wolf, and sandy: Oh s**t. o_o