• There once was and elite squad of seven ears, who each liked scratching their backs on trees. They once had a competiton, to see which Mildred (for they each had a maid called Mildred) could lift the best itch-defying vegetation, when suddenly a crouching raisin jumped from behind a yellow, and started throwing balls of contemplation at dancing fleas. The fleas got offended, and set up a communist government that banned raisins, and so the raisins were forced to get jobs as elephants.

    Boy did they stick out.

    On a similar note, i was knew a pair of parrots locked in an eternal loop, in which both of them repeatedly said "hi" to the other, only to be imitated. This loop was broken when a bunch of sock wielding gypsies leaped from behind pluto, where they had been hiding for tax reasons. The parrots both decided to imitate the gypsies, and jumped out from behind pluto. They died shortly afterwards of asphyxiation.

    The day after next Monday, there was a very green banker who liked to fly on tea leaves through his neighbors garden. The neighbor, who just happened to be a woodchuck, promptly turned into a large book, entitled "Moo." When a group of traveling donkeys passed through the Alps, they found this manuscript. It became an instant Donkey work of art, for it detailed the art of making proper cheese.

    Meanwhile, ten seconds later, a door shaped fish swam into a camel, who burst into noodle flavored tears. His humps appeared to be made out of beach balls, which is ridiculous because they were actually cubic nine.

    Now, Bob was a pleasant enough young girl, but when you insist on telling bodmin that it was too egocentric, well, you are doomed from the start to be exiled to sweden......

    Mushrooms.