• 60 -- Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).
    50 -- Miami residents turn on the heat.
    40 -- You can see your own breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming.
    35 -- Italian cars don't start.
    32 -- Water freezes.
    30 -- You plan your vacation to Australia.
    25 -- Boston water freezes. Californians weep pitiably. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming.
    20 -- Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation further South.
    15 -- French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
    10 -- You need jumper cables to get the car going.
    5 -- American cars don't start.
    0 -- Alaskans put on T-shirts.
    -10 -- German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
    -15 -- You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist.
    -20 -- Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start.
    -25 -- Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
    -30 -- You plan a two-week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start.
    -40 -- Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip South.
    -50 -- Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close bathroom window.
    -80 -- Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South.
    -90 -- Lawyers put their hands in their pockets.
    Below -90 -- End of the world...