• October 21, 2008
    So today I woke up to my annoying alarm clock. I reached over to turn it off but instead demolished it because I pressed to hard. More like I punched the dang thing cause I couldn't see, my maid left the curtains close. Note to self: "Fire" the maid. I got up and went into he bathroom. I took my shower and got out. I wrapped a towel around my self and walked back into my room to get clothing, but low and behold I run straight into a door! After several minutes of cussing at the inanimate object I realized some one was in my room with me. It was a messenger form the corp. The messenger annoyed me with her constant staring. I KNOW I'M F***ING SEXY BUT GOD STOP STARRING AT ME WOMAN! I said those exact words too, and low and behold she starts to laugh at me. To my surprise, my towel had fallen off. Her laugh made me pissed so i went into the bathroom, opened the cabinet and pulled out my hidden hand gun adn shot her. I told the aid to come and clean up the room. I don't want my nice room spattered with blood( although it would make a nice touch to the room, but the smell is bad D< wink That was the only interesting thing that happened to day.
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    October 29, 2008
    So some retard let a zombie loose. I'm not complaining. I had fun blowing off the heads of the people I hate that were zombies( or were they.....heh) Sadly though only a hand full of us survived. On the other hand WHO CARES! I misplaced my sun glasses!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BE SEXY AND RULE THE WORLD WITH OUT MY SUN GLASSES!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! Anways........... I guess I'll have to go buy some new ones.
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    October 31,2009
    Today is Halloween. The office is dressing up, which I find annoying. They all asked what I was going to go a. Do I have to spell it out for you? The scariest thing here is ME!!!! RETARDS!!!! But then again non of them are smart enough to know what I am up too. I went into my office and sat in my revolving chair. WHO EVER INVENTED THE REVOLVING CHAIR IS A F***ING GENIUS!!!!!!!! I mean its like a kiddy ride =w= As I was spinning some twit started to play Hanna Montana. I was gonna go insane and kill everyone their if they didnt shut off the f***ing music D<. But it was also funny though, because SOME ONE ( not me .....heh) let loose a zombie! So here we have this zombie eating people while Hanna Montana is playing. I wish i recorded that and put it on Youtube.
    Oh and I found my glasses. Some tard put them in the microwave to see what would happen. And they say researchers are smart HAH !
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    December 15 2008
    Today I ran into a woman named Excella. Man she has huge boobs! But she sure is freaking annoying. She says she can alternate the Las Plagas. Sounds interesting......anyways. She keeps touching me and saying that she has her eyes set on something much bigger then world domination. WHAT HECK IS THAT HOT CHICK SMOKING D< WHATS BETTER THEN WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!??????? I think I'll kill her later. You know she can be useful, I am a man after all ( heh)

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    (I have no clue what day it is today)
    Yeah I don't know what day it is. I can tell you I stole candy form a child, only because he stole it from me first. Don't ask, long story short, that kid is LONG GONE.
    Excella came into my room during my work out. Doesn't that woman know about knocking D< I shooed her away and went into the bathroom to look at my sexy self and work o my evil laugh. After that I walked out side, which was a bad idea because it was pitch black ( the only reason why it was pitch black is because I had my shades on. I look to good in them to take them off, which makes movie watching impossible.) I went to the office and played with my rotating chair again, and yet again a zombie got loose. YOU'D THINK THESE REALLY SMART PEOPLE WOULD DO SOMETHING WITH SECURITY RIGHT? BUT NOOOOO THEY NEVER LEARN D< They didn't tell me that the infected was a dog with the las plagas. You know that would have helped, but no instead I got jumped by this insane dog with a spilt down his freaking head and teeth! Took me forever to get the bugger off of me
    Note to self:NEVER INFECT DOGS AGAIN THEY ARE A PAIN THE a**! Instead infect kittens..... I wonder what kittens would be like.......