• one day on day so gay there was an emo named nemo. he was lonely. very lonely. then he hopped along and....wait...emos dont hop they mope to cope and forget about their pain and cry in the rain. well anyway the emo named nemo ran into a modern day viking aka the biker named the biker. the biker looked at the emo named nemo and chuckled. "aye what a pretty girl in black whanta come and ride in thar bak, of my bike?????" the emo named nemo didnt care about the comment and joined the biker named the biker. the biker named the biker rode his motorcycle through a time portal by accident....and ran over trent. the emo named nemo grabbed the biker named the biker tightly. the biker named the biker reacted to the unright tight grabbing and crashed. "where are we?" cried the emo named nemo. the biker named the biker laughed "we are in the old western times lassie! now man up and stop being a litte kitty!!?the biker named the biker led them thru a dark tunel that brought them to present day idaho...yes thats right idaho. no idaho. whatever man u know idaho and ill prove it! the they then ran into a gothic man named gabe. the biker named the biker said "looky here, ther be your twin sisdur!!!" the gothic named gabe(hey im just going to call him gabe because thats just stupid to type his whole name through this story) ahem, gabe(hehe, gabe) yelled at the biker stating "i am a boy he is a boy we are no the same so eff off u jerk!!!" the biker named the biker smiled and drank is good ol rum beating his belly like that of a war drum!! then a dragon pops out and eats a cat! the dragon roared!!! the biker named the biker took out his electric guitar and it transformed into the wicked electro shock axe!!!
    the emo named nemo and gabe(hehe, gabe) were kissing. the biker named the biker said "aye thers a sight hey both you kitties grab something to kill this dragon. the dragon grabbs the biker and asks "any last words punk?" the biker named the biker replied "i am the biker named the biker and i will have your head by lunch time if my middle name isnt badass!!!!" the dragon eats the biker.....the emo named nemo and gabe(hehe, gabe) ran into the woods an put on their harry potter outfits and scared off the dragon!!!! the end

    in memory of the biker named the (badass) biker crying