• This is the story of a guy in a far away place named Yurop. In this mythical land of funny accents and haggis, there is a person who is just alone. He isn't sure why he is alone, he just is. Everyday, he goes through a boring routine: wake up, go to school, go to park, talk to stray dogs, go home, fall asleep. This is what he does everyday. Everyday. One ordinary day, he is at the park, talking to some mutt. He thinks that the dog is actually paying attention to him, but then he realizes it's just there for the treat in his hand. Sadly, he gives the dog it's treat, and the mongrel trots away into the trees. He's depressed for a while, when all of a sudden, the pup comes back. Well, it doesn't just come back, it runs back! The boy is surprised when the dog playfully jumps onto him, licking him all over. To the kid's pleasant surprise, two poodles come in and start licking him as well. As much as he is enjoying this, he realizes that there are twenty more dogs gathered around him. The licks become less friendly, eventually voracious. As they begin biting into his flesh, he is glad that he isn't dying alone.