• - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    I'm cold
    >_>
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    meh too <_<
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    Matt's not here
    >.>
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    AJ aint here either <_<
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    We should go get them >_>
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    We should.. you got 580$ I can use ??
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    hmm
    well
    how much is it to get to the uk and back?
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    umm. I dunno check the airlines...
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    im too lazy
    i guess
    well have to walk
    better start packin'
    we'll be so fit.
    oh and bring like
    20 pairs of shoes as we will need them.
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    I only have 2 . . . . . . . My runners and y boots Dx
    my**
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    me too
    >_>
    oh wells
    just bring like
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    oh weal
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    a knife
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    we could hitch hike....
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    we could but then we'd get raped.
    xD
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    lmao yeah... Kay so a knife, one big arp, s**t load of rope, lots of matches, . . . . . . umm... an ectra long sleeve shirt, an extra t-shirt and a heavy sweater, we could just carry our jackets if it gets too warm
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    okay so
    we gonna need our backpacks.
    and like.
    Music
    cause then it wont get quiet
    we can jam out to Mr.Jackson.
    xD.]
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    where the hell will we beable to charge our Ipods?
    lmao
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    ill being ma charger for a plug and well find somewheres
    im guesisng it'll take us like
    til christmas
    xD
    atleast
    or maybe
    a biut before
    so we gonna need
    christmas hats
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    mmhhmm and toboggans... or is there snow in north carolina?
    . . . . .
    well need a red wagon
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    i donno
    but where we goin first?
    the UK or NC?
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    NC is closer and I think we coul then just boat it from there
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    where we gon getta boat?
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    I dunno some mexican?
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    we'll build one
    >_>
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    out of?
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    then if we get caught ina tsunami or something we can like
    swim
    or surf
    and then
    when we get to england
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    on the remains LMAo but what about the sharks?
    theres bull sharks and more than likely hammer heads
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    Sharks.. hm. well we ride them.
    :]
    xD
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    well dont bleed kk?
    LMAO
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    i'll tryy not too >_>
    but you know
    id do anything to see Matt
    so when he sees me ill be like
    a living corpse
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    lmao youll haunt im xD
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    ts like
    i knock
    the door opens
    Hey uh. I kinda died to see you
    so
    im taking you with me.
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    i brought a friend
    by the way...
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    they're dead too
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    shes dead too
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    cause i dragged them along.
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    xD
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    but you see
    id die for you
    and i literally just did ike 30 days ago.
    so
    ionno.
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    so excuse the rottin flesh....
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    and hes just standin there like
    O.O ...
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    LMAO his parent will be all like "Good heavens child! COme in have some tea while we call the royal gaurd." LMAO
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    xD
    its like
    we revive
    and then like
    we go on the journey again
    and then he goes through the same thing
    and then were like
    ..."s**t"
    "WE DUN HAS THE TEA!"
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    "We shoulda bought it from the mexican...."
    LMAO
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    ROFL
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    I would laugh so hard if you told em all this xD
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    xD
    we gotta keep goin
    and then so iz like
    "WE GOTTA GO BACK"
    "WE NEED THAT SPECIAL TEA STUFF"
    so we go back
    and get stopped by nazis
    and they're all like
    "HALT. HAIL HITLA!"
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    "All hail Hitler b***h!" Ill yeall and they be all like "Guten burg "
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    xD
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    and then well party with them for a while
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    "you better join za nazis now zen you can become one a zus."
    ands were all like "k"
    Matts still this corpse
    xD
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    and then hitler would be all like "OMG THEIR JEWS" and then we run like hell back to the USSR
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    XD
    then we find better tea
    madeby zee Nazis
    and theyre like
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    and them russians will take care of us... and then we will have voldka not tea man LMAO
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    "COME BACK WERE ONLY NAZI GRAMMA DEWDs"
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    LM EFFIN AO im saveing this xD
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    and were like.. "SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY"
    and we eat popcorn and mayo til we get back to the Canadian Border
    and then
    the dudes are all like "Is that really what you canadians eat?"
    And then Ill say "Naw.. We just eat it when were on boats.." and Ill throw in some chocolae brownies that look like poop in a wrapper and then we will get sick and hurl off the side. Then some american will have to clean p the puke

    LOL
    AND THEN
    We get back to my house
    and then
    its like
    bump bump in the night.
    but
    we cant figure out what it is
    so we pull an all nighty
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    we wont be cold anmore!
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    nighter*
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    We wont be cold cuz Matt and AJ will be with us
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    and we find out that its some hobo outside in a trash can
    and zen
    we goes to bed
    and wake up with hangovers. and dont remember drrinking
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    and we have a baby in between us
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    and were like
    WHOSE IS THAT?
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    Its mine Dx
    You r the father!
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    XD.
    and then
    some lady comes in
    and shes like
    "DA ******** CHU DO WIF MY BABY. SICKOS"
    *****
    and were like
    ..."?"
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    Im ******** takeing care of this baby that was left in the trash b***h!
    So there Dx
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    and zen
    we fight over it
    and we end up failing.
    :
    xD.
    and zen
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    miserably... the cops said so >_<
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    so zen
    we go back
    to the bed
    and zen.?
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    and thennn................ Beevis and Butthead randomly walk in and are all like "he heh heh heh... Acdc rock heh hehh"
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    then mo comes over and her and i start singing mo and ko random songs
    and you come in with a drum beat
    and zennnnnnn
    we eat zah cookies.
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    oooh and then we make fudge... and then my hand falls off in the fudge cuz its still all rotten
    - кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
    and zen
    were like "eww" and i sew your hand bac on and Mo's like "...what the eff guys what happened to ya'll ya'll are zombies"
    and then we all lookat her go all thriller on her and michael jackson just like comes alive and sings thriller
    and we all do the thriller dance xD
    . . . Shizz .... says:
    lmao sounds like a plan