• 6. Moe’s discovery




    Chad woke up having no idea who Lisa was or what happened that night. It was a complete blank stop in his mind. All he remembered was an angry red neck, him renting movies, and have absolutely no gas in the truck, (P.s. that’s what a home red at mid is.) He pushed the truck home.
    Caleb asked were he had been. Chad said he didn’t know. And that’s when Caleb knew something was up. People don’t spend the night driving home from the video store. And Chad had burses all over his body that he didn’t even seem to notice. And the strange thing is that these bruises weren’t there before. Caleb was supposed to see every cut, and every bruise. But these bruises were new and they seemed to be every where.
    “Hey Chad can you see those bruises on you?” Caleb asked.
    “Yeah. But I don’t remember getting them is the thing? And I sure do have a lot on me.” Chad said.

    Caleb scratched his head trying to think of an explanation. He thought for hours and no seemed natural, but hey, his life wasn’t natural. What he could only come up with was that the destiny of Chad had changed. What happened last night didn’t just change his life, but it changed everyone’s life.



    Mean while there was a man, big and ugly looking walking down a street to his house. He was wearing a dirty jacket packed up with all sorts of weapons. He used those weapons frequently. He had a slight beard and many scares and bruises, and not just ones Chad could see. The night was dark and the man was to.
    He had barley any money so he had never bought new close so he was very smelly.
    His most valuable possession was his house, second was food. The man was a pig. He made a living of stealing money. He got good by practicing.
    He was walking home that night to his apartment with for your information is the cheapest apartment. He also had the cheapest room with the cheapest lights and no extra furniture. It was a dim room on the bottom floor with a bed and no lock on the door.
    He final got to the apartment. There was an empty parking lot because none of the people there had a lot of money to have any type of car. The parking lot was filled up with broken orange lights. There was a side walk that was almost park of the lawn, if you could call it that. The lawn was more like a weed forest water by the crude insensitive children that live there. The apartment was 2 floors.
    He then walked up to his room on the bottom floor. The door was white and the door knob was crudely wood made by a scam kid was said he made “luxury” door nabs for the “easy” price of 20 dollars. After that money was made he took of to “Mec-ee-co” to see “ ma ma.” The door knob was too complicated for the man to remove. The door knob also gave giant splinters.
    Then the man pulled his hand back because he remembered he wasn’t the only theft here so he went up and looked at the tape witch was broken.
    The mans chubby face started to sweat. He slowly took his quivering hand and reached in to his most used pocket. When he took the gun out he softly chuckled and got a little smile then licked his lips.
    He reached toward the door with his left hand. He twisted the hand and slammed open the door. He let the finger down and the small machine gun fired all of its bullets in 10 seconds. When the man opened his eyes he saw that a messed splattered on the wall opposite him. A red gushy mess. He had shot his beautiful batch of strawberries. No he would have to lick his delicious strawberries off the wall. Maybe, he thought, I can add sugar? Yeah that might help.
    His room was small. It had a lamp a mattress and noting else except one thing and that was people, 2. The man looked across and saw another man named Moe standing across the room.
    The man then panicked and added more bullets to his gun then Moe blinked and a “wink” noise was sounded, the gun imploded.
    The man screamed and ran at the door that Moe added a lock to and locked latterly in the blink of an eye. But the man kept hitting the door until, not the door but he collapse.
    Then Moe walked over to him and said two words, “hi Kaz.”
    “Who are you?” Kaz said.
    Kaz’s face was sweating harder then anything. He was crying to. And making this annoying whimpering sound while his face curled up.
    “I’m your old friend now get up.” Moe said
    Kaz replied, “No way in a billion years some freak who, umm? Explodes my super awesome gun inwards and dodges bullets like he’s some sort of friken angel who then locks me in my house is my friend. Because guess what dummy I have no friends! So get the heck out of my house!”
    Then Kaz kicked his leg to Moe but it went through, like it had no effect. Moe body became ghostly then. Then the part of kaz's leg that was sticking out disappeared and the other half was still in his body.
    Kaz tried for retaliation but it only made things worse. Then Moe disappeared into Kaz’s body. Then Kaz’s body started to fall back but at the second it was about to hit the ground it evaporated. Kaz’s particles reassembled in a blank white room. Kaz was sitting in a white chair and across to him was a huge stack of white papers. On his left was another chair containing Moe. Kaz looked over to him and raised his hand.
    “You may speak,” said Moe. And when he said that a paper from the bottom of the stack fell out. When that happened one on the top of the stack.
    Kaz raised his hand again. “Go,” Moe said.
    Kaz pointed to the papers, “What is it?”
    Kaz pointed to Moe,” what is it?”
    Kaz pointed all around the room, “ahh, what is it?”
    Moe sat in his chair smiling, the boy had finally calmed down. “Well first of all that,” Moe said pointing to the paper stack, “is your memory you can remember clearly.”
    When Moe said that the paper shift cycle happened.
    “And the three files way up there,” as Moe talked the chairs moved up. “Are your there most special memories.” Moe took the one on the far rite.
    “Hey what are you doi-!”
    “Shhhhh. I’ll explain when we get down. Wait I won’t have to!” Moe took the top papers of the stack. Then he disappeared momentarily to a little mechanics room and turned a time that said “not angry” to about 15 minutes. Then he reappeared.
    The went back down.
    “Now, um, what was next on the explain scale?”
    “You,” said Kaz.
    “I’m Moe! And you already know me! What a coincidence! What don’t remember?! Let me jolt your memory!”
    Moe took out two electric pliers and put them in the paper.
    “Now listen up kid!” Moe said. Then speakers popped out of the chairs and blasted the words…

    “Hey fatso,” “You hate that boy over there don’t yah, ‘bob’”
    “Um?” “Yes,”
    “Want to do some bad things to him. I know you all ready have,”
    “Ah sure.”

    “Ohh this is my favorite part!” said Moe in the chair talking to Kaz.

    “Well ‘Bob’ here’s what I want you to do. I think you’ll like it!” “How would you like to see goody two shoes fall to a sharp pointed rocked death!”
    “I “would love that, Mr. floating voice, if I may call you that!”
    “Well what are we waiting for? GET UM! GET UM! GET UMMMM!”

    Kaz looked over to Moe. “That was you! Dummy you almost got me killed!”
    “Shush, shush, Kaz-“Moe was interrupted by Kaz when he said,” I don’t even remember that name any more! Now its bob.”
    “Well the good thing is, any way, is that Caleb died!” Moe lied.
    “Really!” Kaz said sarcastically. “I had noooh idea!” Kaz said. Moe was sickened, “but you HATE him!” “Yeah well guess what there are two.”
    “and that’s why I invited you here today ‘baaaaab’”
    “First of all never say my name like that again.” Kaz said. Then Moe, “agreed”
    “So you want to talk about a way to get rid of
    Him?”
    “I already know a way, ‘baaab’”
    “Now what did I tell you!”
    “To not sing, marry had a little lamb do da do da. Marry had a little lamb all the do da day. All the do da day! Al the d-“
    “Back to business Moe! What's are plan.”
    “This,” Moe held up a flyer, Chad’s flyer. Then Moe said, “Well perfect now we need a house scarier than that stupid song” Kaz said.
    Then Moe got a smile on his face and said, “I have one that’s as scary or dare I say it scarier the “Alvin and the chipmunks singing that in hyper speed!” Kaz’s jaw dropped.
    “Oh dude you are baaaad!” Kaz said.
    “Well here is the plan. First of all you give him the house and he won’t recognizes you because you about fifty percent sloppier than you were 15 years ago so that’s no problem.”
    “But what if he does?” Kaz said but it was immediately followed by a “HE WOOON”T!” witch almost made Kaz’s ears bleed.”
    “And here’s this it will be you key factor.” Moe said as he slipped out a money fruit card with half a million dollars of money won on it and of course, the works (100 beautifully assorted bananas)
    “And what am I supposed to do with this? Wait? OHH, its a half a million scratch card I get it! I bet Chad has one he’s been gambling since the fifth grade! Man dude I see now! This will be so he stay in the place, write!”
    “You are getting so much smarter my little human!”
    “So that sounds like it will work!” Kaz said. “I think were set.”
    “Yep, and the cool thing is that not only do you get avenged but your rich!” Moe said. “You know I really like the way we think.”
    “I do to Moe!” Kaz said.
    They got out of the chairs and then Kaz saw a door, “ is this the way out,” he asked cheer fully.
    “Why yes it is Kaz!” Moe said.
    “You first you’re the guest,” Kaz said.
    “Don’t mind if I do,” said Moe as Kaz opened the door. Moe walked out like a king with his big fake smile like he was the joker of the old batman with Jack Nicolson. “See yah later!” said Kaz cheerfully.
    “Stupid, stupid, slob” Moe said when he got out. “He’ll be dead in a week or shorter.”
    Mean while Kaz stayed back. He sat in the chair as it rose to the top, “Hmm memory 1&2 I wonder?” he took them. He went down. Then he plugged them in. “AHHHH!!!!” then the second. Then he ran out and went to bed.


    Kaz knocked on the door. “Oh, hi, who are you?” Chad asked. “I’m Robert but you can just call me Bob. I got one of your flyers here and I am the current owner of a very scary house and I know you’ll like it but first I need to talk.”
    “Sweet I’m already sold.” Chad said.
    “Well Chad word is that you like to gamble,” Chad said “oh well what’s the wager?”
    “Half a million. And I want to turn it into 1 million?” Kaz said and pulled out the scratch card.
    “I have one to,” Chad said.
    “A week at 1628 W seagull road and its all yours.” Kaz said. “You got your self a deal.” Chad said and he left