• Following the cow spirit uprising the amount of chickens consumed skyrocketed. They were being eaten into oblivion like the bovine before them except this time the cows are the cause of this injustice. Deer were also being hunted in greater numbers but unlike the cows and chickens they aren't forced through slaughter houses, have laws protecting them, and the skill of the hunter determines weather or not they die so they are largely unsympathetic to the plight of the poultry. More and more meat products were being made out of chicken; steaks, hot dogs, bacon, and the production of nuggets increased tenfold!
    So the ghosts of the departed chickens decided since they could now confront the cow ghosts enforcing these changes on equal grounds, to launch a counter attack to gain control of the humans and stop their own demise. They waited until their numbers could match that of the cow army, then they struck. Being smaller and faster than the cows, they were more skilled at causing chaos than the bovine tyrants. Some of the chicken's favorite types of attack were going into the engines of airplanes causing them to malfunction; getting the small children or pets of anyone responsible for chicken slaughter to follow them into oncoming traffic, and they egged anything that moved. As much fun as they had with this it was only part one of their plan, just to get the cows to amass their ghost army.
    As the cows gathered the chickens swarmed, had they been solid they would have blocked out the sun. The fouls circled around the cow army like a tornado, corralling them up into a condensed group then attacked from all sides. It was a mess of ectoplasmic feathers and cowhides. The chickens were flattened by the cow's spiritual mass, while the cows had their eyes pocked out and their throats slit by sharp chicken beaks. Both sides suffered heavy casualties but the fowls came out the clear winners.
    The chicken leaders thought about going back to the mass slaughter of the cows or some other animal but they realized that particular course of action would only lead to a third uprising, so they took a different course instead. They decided to force the humans to become vegetarians, getting their protein from nuts and vitamins thus bringing peace between the cows, chickens, and all other parties involved.