• well i preposed to Homer, and he said no. That's okay, he'll be mine one way or another. So i'm going to the druggist today. I don't know much about poison except that it's the key to my true love.

    i thought about looking around, but decided that it'd look suspicious. so i went straight to the counter instead. i asked the man behind the counter about poison. i'm getting closer and closer to happiness every second.

    He listed off a few types of poison. One really stood out. Arsen. i told him i wanted that one, and after a minute of my convincing, he said "the law requires me to ask what you intend to use this for?" I figured if i just looked at him he'd simply give it to me. After all, I couldn't really tell him i planned on using it for my happiness. He'd have me sent away.I was right! He went back and got it for me! After i paid for my bottle of liquid happiness, i concocted a plan to give it to Homer.

    I invited Homer over one last time for dinner. I got tobe to cook dinner and set the table. and after he added a special ingredient to Homers food, Homer arrived. As I was getting lost in his beautiful eyes, he looked at me as said "I don't feel well." Soon after he fell over. Not dead, simply beginning our eternity. I'm too old to get my dearest Homer up the stairs on my own, so I got Tobe to help me. i told Tobe that Homer got sick, and passed out. so after we got him upstairs and in the bed, i nestled into my beloved's arms, and began dreaming of eternity.