• A pencil is lifted up by a rather average hand, and the story of illistration man begines... illustration man is a non-existand figure on many peices of lined paper. his epic story begines now! a big cirle is created by the Pencil God, then a thin torso, knoby legs are grown from the torso, along with long twig like arms, eyes are dotted onto his face, and a mouth is drawn as a straght line across the bottom of his face. The figure looks about this strange place, it is a blank expanse. No not so blank now! Trees begine to pop up out of the new earth, a mountain rises up from the horison in the 2D distance. Illustration man scratches his head, "what is this place?" he asks. and a tital was drawn over his head by Pencil God, Illustration Land. Illustration man walked and walked across the 2D world untill he could walk no more, for a void and placed its self infront of him the land simpley ended at a great big cliff. so back he walked under the tital. and a there he sat wondering what his purpose was in the strange new world. the pointy tip of pencil god once again crashed down and made his clear black lines, this time antother figure was drawn. It looked somewhat like him, just a little shorter, and with long wavey hair. he approched the new being, and having never seen let alone spoke to another thing in his short life he just stood there. An idea popped up in his little illustrated mind and he said to the being "Hello, i am Illustration Man." the other illustration looked over to him and said "Hello, i am Illustration Girl." after she said that a dark and scary silence fell over were they stood. A creature stood in the forest, it stood up to its full hight. It was tall dark and it had big wings and scales. Illustration man didnt know what this creature was called but later found out this thing that stood before him was a dragon named Illustration Monster. A sword was drawn into Illustration mans hand, he looked at it then at the beast, then to Illustration girl. the beast was assumed to be evil and Pencil God drew into their heads that the beast must be slain. Illustration Man became scared and ran with Illustration Girl far past the forrest were a lake sat infront of them. the beast didnt follow. they could see its shadowy figure fly off into the 2D distance and retreet to its evil lair. Illustration man suddenly became very confused he began to feel strange feelings towards Illustration girl and felt he should slay the beast himself before it hurt Illustration girl, so after she fell asleep Illustration Man grabbed his sword and made for the beasts lair. he had arived, a cold brease flowed from the caves mouth. he carefuly stepped in, but before the first step inside was completed the beast appered all furry and teath right in his face. Illustration stood at the beasts face without fear and as the beast made its first swipe at him he jumped way up in the air and grabbed onto the beasts back. The beast flew up in the air, nearly throwing illustration man off. Much fighting and near death loops and dives went be before the beast finaly flipped on its back in mid air and illustration man drove the sword into its heart. and they began to freefall to the ground. they hit it like two croncrete blocks, but being a simple illustration, illustration man turned up just fine. he ran to the lake to find illutration girl to just be waking up. he sat next to her and told her of his fight. she huggded him and Illustration man finaly came up with a word for his feelings, Love. so they sat there and watched the 2D sunset. but the grough began to rumble, the trees cracked down, the ground becan to crack and warp. everything bended forward and back before finaly crashing down hard and resting there forever. and so illustration man and his world on paper had simply ended up in the garbadge, along with Illustation Girl and Illustration Beast, And nobody lived happyly ever after.
    ~Robo