• "Why are you staring.... Stop looking!" I cry out yet all you do is laugh. I soooooo do not get why all of you laugh at me! I did nothing- okay maybe peed on your floor a couple hundred times- but still stop staring and laughing at me!

    "Oh so now you apologize you worthless humans who laugh at my tiny size!" all you really hear is my bark. I stop.

    "Did you hear me? I SAID STOP!" I yell and get with an ugly tone, yet you give me a treat then keep saying "say this, say that," or just plain old say;

    "Speak Chula!" I am officially mad, I mean yes a I am pure breed yorkie, but come on people! I AM NOT A TOY! Do not give me to your children and not expect me to n** at them for yanking my hair or pulling my tail. Yes I have tail can we move on?!

    Oh great.... you laugh? YOU SHOULD NOT LAUGH AT ME YOU ANNOYING HUMAN!!!! stressed

    (three hours later)

    "FOOD!!!! YOU HAVE FOOD!! OH GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO LIL OL ME!!!!"
    You see me dance but you say no and stop begging!! Then I growl. My master sneaks a piece under the table. At the end of dinner you give me and sisly mutt scraps, wahhh I want to be the only one getting food!

    "Be happy that them humans can't understand us most of them time." My sister, or half sister says. "I mean free baths when needed, free food, and bedding so stop your complaing young little sister! An-"
    "RUN ITS SAGE THE BAD SMELL!!! RU*COUGH* *HACK*" I run fast to escape the smell the door is open and I jump over the steep edge. Princess disagrees and stays then puts on her omg-stop- freaking-out!!!

    "Princess? Wh- OH NO YOU DON'T I - I'LL WILL GET YOU WHEN YOU I AM DONE WITH THE SAGE CLEANING! GAH DO NOT PE- O- THE- STORY-!!!-




    (New sheet)
    Well since Princess peed on the rest of the story, we are done... Well by.