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~Adam the clown~
Some were in a infested mall of zombies there was 46 survivors left.
-Frank west (A hard edged photograhper trying to get the story of the zombies)
-Joe (Not the Joe from Kojas story)
-And Adam the clow (A clow that every one use to laugh at)
-Mike (Tourist)
-The story begins-
8:31 PM
inside a food court baricaded by chairs and tables.
Frank: These damn zombies wont be able to get in by this baricade.
Joe: Are you sure? this is ******** crazy!
Frank: There dead they have no damn brain. . . When we were first here there was 50 people alive. 46 of them died so were missing two of them.
(Checks on computer)
Frank: There both around the roller coaster in Wonder land plaza!
Joe: So we are going to wait here right?
Frank: No we have to save them before the army comes and sweeps this place.
Joe: hahah why would they sweep a mall of zombies! ohhh you mean kill, yea thats gonna suck.
Frank: we better get going!
Joe: No ******** way i am going to stay here in a safe baricade!
Frank: When i leave im knocking down the baricade to get out.
Joe: Oh well i guess i can go.
Frank: we need some suplies so we don't die
Joe: what can we use in a food court as a weapon?
*Frank walks behind a counter and pulls out some knifes and a frying pan*
Frank: here use this frying pan, a little boy like you can't handle a knife.
Joe: yea i can and im 18!
Frank: you act liek a 8 year old.
Joe: let me use a knife!
Frank: fine stop throwing a tantrum
*frank Hands Joe a kinfe*
Joe: lets go save them!!!!
Frank: yea sure. . .
-Psychopathic-
8:56 PM
Wonderland plaza
*looks at the rollercoaster*
Frank: Its out of control and some one is on it!!!!
Joe: Why wont the other guy stop it?
*chainsaw sounds*
Frank: What the hell?
Joe: holy s**t tis the Tezas chainsaw mascure!!!!!
Frank: ummmm no were in Coldarado
Joe: ohhhhh
*clown jumps down*
Clown: hehehehehehhe, Gramps you aint turning off this rolelrcoaster! my whole life every one always laughed at me. But when the zombies came all of them died! and now i need to give the people some fun!
*Roller coaster rides by with 2 kids dead bodies in there*
Clown: if you think your going to turn off this rollercoaster you are gonig to die Gramps!
Joe: im just going to leave!!!!
*Joe runs*
Clown: no your not!!!!!!
*runs up to joe and cuts him in half*
Clown: Now gramps you can walk away or die!
Frank: Hold still and jugle your chainsaws
Clown: ummmm ok?
*jugles*
*fred takes a picture*
Frank: Nice, oh and im going to save that person on the ride so stay back or i will kill you!
Clown: hahahahahahha, with what that knife?
Frank: Nope, With this RPG
Clown: holy s**t!
Frak: LOL smiley face!
Clown: ok i will turn it off!!!!
Frank: Good!!!!!
*turns it off and lets mike come out*
Frank: i'm going to let you live.
Mike: ******** i aint!
*Beats him with a frying pan*
Clown: owww holy s**t stop it!
*adam falls on to his chains saw tearing him up*
Mike: Fred there is more survivors in the mall!!!! there was not 50 there was 80 actually!!!!!
Frank: with my luck theres only going to be like 4 more people alive.
Mike: by the way take off one Joe is dead.
Frank: Didn't notice.
Clown: i have one more thing to say.
Mike: I think this is the time were he says something important and say rest in peace.
Frank: Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*frank gets on top of the Clowns and beats his face open*
Mike: *crys* so emotional!
Frank: ok lets go back to the food court i have a baricade around it, well i got to rebuild a wall.
Mike: dude that thing could be infessted with zombies! lets just go to the security room
Frank: s**t we got one?
Mike: yea follow me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*jumps on a unicorn*
Frank: Awesome!!!!!!!
*jumps on*
Frank: lets go!!!!!!!!
*runs on a rainbow to the room*
Mike: well will be safe!
Frank: holy s**t its babe ruth! so your not really dead!
Babe: no i just hate the fame
Mike: i hate babe ruth.
*snaps neck*
Mike: a** whole, hey Fred lets go to sleep.
- by Loner Of The Sky |
- Fiction
- | Submitted on 10/31/2011 |
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- Title: Dead Rising [Parody] #1 - Adam
- Artist: Loner Of The Sky
- Description: Dead Rising [Parody] #1 - Adam
- Date: 10/31/2011
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