• Introduction:

    Hi, my name is Tobias, and if you are not my sister, calling me "Toby" will earn the action of my sock drawer eating your face. Literally. I mean that there will be nothing left of your face, and it will belong to my sock drawer. (And to the goblins, but you won't believe in those.)


    Let me start again. My name is Tobias, and this is JACKASS. (It's not really, I just like how Sarah gets The Look on her face whenever I watch it with the goblins.)

    Warning: Please for the love of anything good in the world, unless you want to become the next Goblin King, don't try this at home.