Hi, my name is Tobias, and if you are not my sister, calling me "Toby" will earn the action of my sock drawer eating your face. Literally. I mean that there will be nothing left of your face, and it will belong to my sock drawer. (And to the goblins, but you won't believe in those.)
Let me start again. My name is Tobias, and this is JACKASS. (It's not really, I just like how Sarah gets The Look on her face whenever I watch it with the goblins.)
Warning: Please for the love of anything good in the world, unless you want to become the next Goblin King, don't try this at home.
- by DarkCainWalker |
- | Submitted on 07/17/2013 |
- Title: The Best Wingman, Introduction
- Artist: DarkCainWalker
Tobias is the best wingman. He'll shrink all of the King's pants in the wash, ruin all his sister's attempts at a plain-jane love, cut his sister's hair into shreds after trying to give her a trim to see her Goblin King, and lead a goblin riot to the cliffs of insanity when they need a moment. This is Tobias' story on romance between Jareth and Sarah, and how it was all his fault.
A Labyrinth Fanfiction. Also found on Ff.net!
- Date: 07/17/2013
- Tags: best wingman fanfiction labyrinth movie
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