Balanced Meal

• Artist: Nihilistic Seraph
• Description: Spoken word
• Date: 07/17/2008
• Tags: breakfast tasty nihilism

I ate God this morning
Sliced him into my cereal
And added in the milk
God is a balanced part of breakfast
Three servings of fruit
Five of grains
With some complementary religion
You can buy God at the store
All bundled up in nice, neat
Pre-packaged servings
Shrink-wrapped Koran
Tiny boxes of wafers
My friend eats Kali
But I prefer Jesus
I don’t do well with spicy foods
Some people grow their own religion
In neat garden patches
Strange new Gods
Unusual beliefs
Some people mix religions
Two parts Buddha
Three parts Western occultism
In a nice stir-fry on rice
Atheists are the new vegetarians
Saying God is unhealthy
And unethical
But they have their supplements
Thinkers and poets
I tried some Nietzsche once
But he was too tough
To go down without a thought

Comments

[Yew Turn Me On]

i am like speechless..............
in a good way!
5/5!

[naota the ace of hearts]

wow that rocks

[Liquid Robot]

I LOVE, LOVE and I LOVE this poem. 5 stars!!!!!!

[trueprfashn]

omg that is so cool! XD i never thought of things that way! i think im gonna add it to my faves! ^^

[ekitten614]

That's so funny! And so true! I love it!

[Nihilistic Seraph]

Aww, thanks people (except for the dude that can't take a joke about religion). This was a fun poem to write, it popped out nearly fully formed in the middle of class.

[lalkaleliel]

This.
Is.
Absolutely.
Amazing.

How you could have thought of this, I will never know.

It's a perfect balance of knowledge, irony and comedy, as well as some seriousness if you read between the lines.

I bet you this poem will go far. It's sounds like a professional did it.

I'm going to but you on my watchlist, dear!

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