• FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

    REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

    FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

    REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"

    FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.

    REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

    FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

    REAl FRiENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.

    FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.

    REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

    FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that iswhat the crowd is doing.

    REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

    FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.

    REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

    FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.

    REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

    FAKE FRiENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.

    REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the f**k out