• Little Miss Puffit sat at this tuffet
    Gobbling those curds and whey
    When there came a great big spider
    Who sat right there beside her
    And asked ‘Hey, how are you today?’
    ‘I have to admit I’m a bit more than fine,
    Here great big spider come share some of mine?’
    ‘No thanks’, said the spider
    ‘I’m a little bit more wiser’
    ‘That sh**’s gonna kill you one day’