• -Christmas is near,
    I’m gonna need a beer.

    -Christmas is near,
    The kids I fear

    -Christmas is near,
    I’ll shoot those deer

    -Christmas is near,
    All full of cheer

    -Christmas is near,
    The name hurts my ear

    -Christmas is near,
    I’ll fish by the pier

    -Christmas is near,
    I give it a leer

    -Christmas is near,
    My eyes draw a tear

    -Christmas is near,
    My girlfriend left me last year.

    -Christmas is here,
    Will you come back, Dear?